Colchester Council recently decided to spend some taxpayers' money on "Nannying type" advice to local parents, by way of 8 parenting guides advising parents about how to keep children safe under the auspices of the "Safer Colchester Partnership".
Why not just one?
The advice, all very "wise" but somehow bleedin' obvious, includes "don't let your teenagers carry weapons".
Fair enough, but those parents who are responsible will know that; those parents who are irresponsible won't read, or care about, the guides anyway.
Is this really necesary?
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