My sympathies to Bodhi, a four-year-old Lakeland Terrier, who resides in my home town of Brighton.
Bodhi has fallen foul of the rules imposed by Nanny's chums on our local council, and may be given an ASBO.
Bodhi likes to use a skateboard when out and about with companion (is it pc to say "owner"?) Jonathan Fell.
Sadly, because when Bodhi uses the skateboard with no lead is attached, the council deem that Bodhi is "out of control".
The council claim that their actions are for the safety of the general public, and has arisen because of a complaint made by one member of the public.
Bodhi is still allowed to skateboard in local parks.
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