Oh dear it seems that Nanny has reverted to the 1940's, and is working on the assumption that she can control our food rations.
A leaked report by the Scientific Advisory Committee on Nutrition is going to recommend to Nanny that we must not eat more than 500g (1.1lb) of red or processed meat each week (70g a day - that's 3 rashers of bacon a day folks!), if we are to avoid bowel cancer.
A Coalition (we had a coalition government during the War) source told the media:
"It is important that people are not put off eating red meat entirely – but it would be irresponsible to ignore the potential health risks.
The advice is very clear."
We will be seeing these new small sized portions served in Westminster's dining rooms then, will we???
No, I thought not!
Nanny would do well to remember that we will eat what we wish, and should also remember that just because she calls herself a "coalition" does not mean that she has the stature, competence, ability or turst of the people of the war time coalition government.
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