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Tax All Food!

 
Nanny's Chief medical officer Prof Dame Sally Davies (who has called herself the nation's "chief Nanny"), is calling for taxes on unhealthy food high in sugar and salt.

She went on to say that her dream was to make fruit and vegetables cheaper for everyone from the proceeds.

Okay here's why this is bollocks:

1 Taxes on booze and food do not change behaviour for the better, people either ignore them or seek less expensive/less healthy alternatives.

2 Who decides what is "healthy/unhealthy"?

3 It is not Nanny's role to dictate to us what we may/may not eat.

4 Government's never use tax proceeds for the good, they are swallowed up by the ever increasing cost of Nanny's bureaucracy.



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Licensed To Drink

James Bond declared 'severe' alcoholic by public health academics https://t.co/oofG5zyqGA pic.twitter.com/gCcPAsGpYG

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) December 11, 2018

This is absurd, for a start 24 units is less than a bottle of vodka (easy to drink during the course of several hours and not at all fatal!).

These people need to get a life!

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Fast Food Healthier Than Restaurant Food

Much to my amusement, after years of telling us that fast food was bad for us, Nanny has now come to the conclusion that sit down meals in restaurants are in fact more calorie laden that fast food.

Therefore we must conclude the fast food is in fact good for us!

Nanny's drones have concluded that the calorie content of meals in UK restaurants is "excessive" and sit-down restaurants are unhealthier than fast-food chains, BMJ research suggests.

Health "experts" say meals should not exceed 600 calories, but in this study they averaged 1,033 in restaurants and 751 in fast-food chains.

Why should a meal be limited to 600 calories?

Who are these people to tell us that?

University of Liverpool researchers analysed thousands of meals from places like Hungry Horse and McDonald's.

They said their findings were a cause for concern.

It is clear that Nanny will not only continue trying to shut down fast food outlets, but will now also try to the the same to sit down establishments.


My conclusion is that these people shou;d fuck off and let us get on with our lives!

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Nanny Bans Sweets at Checkouts

Nanny is to unveil a sweeping ban on shops offering unhealthy snacks and sweets at checkouts in a bid to clamp down on soaring obesity rates and poor dental health.

The Mail on Sunday understands that health officials plan to roll out the restriction in the coming weeks despite most major supermarkets already removing products voluntarily.

The move is part of Nanny’s plan to halve childhood obesity in England by 2030. 

However, most major supermarkets such as Tesco and Waitrose have already banned sweets and chocolate from being stocked near tills. Therefore I would have to question what is the point of legislating after the horse has voluntarily gone into the stable?

I would also note that moving sweets from one end of the shop to another will not make the slightest difference to the levels of obesity (real or imagined) in Britain!

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The Dangers of The Vegan Diet

Danish doctor warns: Vegan food may lead to mental retardation https://t.co/Y40mniDfrr

— Voice of Europe 🌐 (@V_of_Europe) December 7, 2018

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Welcome To Paris - Eiffel Tower To Shut

UPDATE: 89,000 police officers - up from the initial figure of 65,000 - will now be on duty across France on Saturday, 8,000 in Paris, where 12 armoured vehicles will also be deployed.

— Andrew Neil (@afneil) December 7, 2018

This is what happens when the state gets too greedy!

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Meanwhile In Paris!

Almost certainly, had this seemingly genuine video of police attacking a protester last weekend been filmed not in Paris but in eg Moscow or Tehran, it would have featured prominently on almost every US UK front pagepic.twitter.com/hoX1maj6mB

— Charles Shoebridge (@ShoebridgeC) December 5, 2018

Odd that this has not been featured very prominently by the media.

Pay your taxes, or the state will kick the shit out of you!

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We Are All Doomed!

“Nearly nine in 10 had at least one unhealthy trait.” I should hope so! https://t.co/2tMWUXtdEl

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) December 4, 2018

None of us will get out of here alive, and we all go to the devil in our own particular way!

Why can't Nanny simply accept that, and let us get on with enjoying what time we have left?

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Vegansism Thinks It Is a Religion!

A tribunal is to be asked to decide whether veganism is a "philosophical belief" akin to a religion, in a landmark legal action.

Jordi Casamitjana says he was sacked by the League Against Cruel Sports after disclosing it invested pension funds in firms involved in animal testing.

He claims he was discriminated against, and the tribunal will now decide if veganism should be protected in law.

The League Against Cruel Sports says he was dismissed for gross misconduct.

I would say it more resembles a cult!

Meanwhile Peta has already been pushing for phrases involving animals to be "reworded" into "harm-free alternatives" for some time and has a list of suggestions that people could use so not to cause offence to vegans.

Out: Bring home the bacon
In: Bring home the bagels
Out: Let the cat out of the bag
In: Spill the beans
Out: All your eggs in one basket
In: All your berries in one bowl
Out: Open a can of worms
In: Open Pandora’s box
Out: Flog a dead horse
In: Feed a fed horse
Out: Hold your horses
In: Hold the phone
Out: Killing two birds with one stone
In: Feeding two birds with one scone
Out: Taking the bull by the horns
In: Taking the flower by the thorns
Out: More than one way to skin a cat
In: More than one way to peel a potato
Out: Be the guinea pig
In: Be the test tube

The age of Newspeak and the tought crime is upon us!

Yes, I would definitely say veganism is a cult!

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