Nanny Wants To Shrink Your Drink

Nanny doesn't believe that we are capable of controlling ourselves, as such she wants to do it for us.

Our old friends from Public Health England have decreed that wine glasses in restaurants should be no bigger than 250ml, to prevent binge drinking, and wants Nanny to pass the relevant legislation.

It seems that researchers from the University of Cambridge found that people who eat out in restaurants drink less when they are given a smaller glass.

In restaurants, when glass size was increased from 300ml to 370ml, wine sales increased by 7.3 per cent. Reducing the glass size to 250ml led to a drop of 9.6 per cent.

Unless I have have missed something, it is not illegal to drink (yet!).

Nanny can keep her interfering nose out of our dining and boozing habits!

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Auntie's Diversity Grid

Here's how Auntie gets herself into all sort of knots over who to select for shows such as Question Time, as per The Guardian:

"A whiteboard would be marked up with a clumsy grid system. The grid would revolve around a set of key identities such as “woman”, “northern” or “poc” (person of colour). These would then be cross-categorised with political stances such as “Brexiteer”, “Tory” or “progressive”. Our task would then be to ensure that any proposed panel contained a complete balance of all these attributes. 

On daily programmes, where a different panel needed to be booked five days a week, these grid meetings often descended into the sort of charade that certain rightwing columnists dream about. One notable incident came when in order to find an “authentic” northern voice, all plausible interviewees who displayed any obvious erudition were vetoed. In their place, newspaper owner Danny Lockwood was slotted into the identity sudoku, as his tone was seen to more directly signal his real northern identity. Several producers thought fit to mention that said individual was, in fact, a reactionary whose past achievements include mocking the “Zorro” outfits worn by some Muslim women. But the grids didn’t have any disqualifying categories."

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Ban Drinking On Flights?

As if flying wasn't awful enough, the Guardian (the moral conscience of the left) asks if it is time to ban drinking on flights.

After mentioning a few incidents involving booze it then concludes that there actually isn't much of a problem.

"Real trouble is far less common. “I think high-end abuse is very rare,” says my first insider. “I haven’t encountered it personally … Most of the time it is a case of rolling my eyes and getting on with it.”

All very well and good, doubtless it filled a quarter of a page of the paper, but it has put the idea into Nanny's head!

One thing is for sure, if it ever were banned I would never fly again!

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Scottish Nanny's Money Making Scam

Scottish Nanny is becoming increasingly worried about her future finances, what with the possibility of independence etc.

As such, she has been looking around for ways and means to boost her revenues; having had a go at booze, by setting minimum prices, she is now looking at that other wonderful cash cow smoking.

She has come up with a cunning plan to fine people for smoking outside of hospitals. Not just a wee fine, but a bloody stonking huge fine.

Doctors have backed plans to enforce no-smoking zones around hospitals with fines of up to £1,000 for breaking the rules.

The Royal College of Physicians of Edinburgh (RCPE) said they were supporting the Scottish government’s fines for smoking near hospitals.

Under the proposed system those caught smoking within 15 metres of a hospital building face financial penalties of up to £1,000, while staff who failed to enforce the ban could have to pay more than twice as much.

Easy money!

 

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We Won't Keep The Home Fires Burning

First they came for the coal, and I said nothing.

Then they came for the wood, and wrecked my cosy Sunday evenings!

Bastards!

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Universities No Longer Teach Tolerance

Disappointing to read this on a @cardiffuni students page. We’ll be making further enquiries & encouraging our members to report such behaviour. pic.twitter.com/QhoxtIgxlg

— Cardiff University Conservatives (@CardiffUniCons) February 19, 2020

It is more than disheartening to see that people who are in "higher education" are no longer prepared to accept that others may hold different political views to them.

What kind of people will they become when they hold positions of responsibility, if they manage to qualify and get a job?


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Extinction Rebellion Vandalise Cambridge Lawns

Only fellows allowed on the grass!’ @xr_cambridge pic.twitter.com/wBjAH8nJ93

— Cambridge Food Tour (@cambfoodtour) February 17, 2020

How very good for the environment!

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Extinction Rebellion Blocks Ambulance's Route

An ambulance is forced to turn around when faced with the Extinction Rebellion roadblock in Cambridge.

Sign our petition to stop this illegal and dangerous blockade: https://t.co/CSKk8wgSbH pic.twitter.com/hUSmo5RRTE

— Matt Bird (@MattBirdLabour) February 16, 2020

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Prohibited Items When Flying In Pakistan

Good to know!

Source

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The 'Elf of Safety Strikes Again In Queens Park Brighton

I see that the 'Elf of Safety Officer from Brighton council has erected (can I say erected before the watershed?) another set of "safety " barriers for the one year behind schedule Queens Park jetty.

Let us trust that they don't suffer the same fate as the last set of barriers, namely get thrown into the pond!

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"Ethically Harvested Gold and Sustainable Diamonds"

At Oscars wearing Pomellato jewelry because it only uses responsible, ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds. #Oscars pic.twitter.com/IBfJzM84v2

— Jane Seymour Fonda (@Janefonda) February 10, 2020

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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A "SUSTAINABLE" DIAMOND!!!

Take my word for that, I used to work for De Beers!

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Prat of The Millennium - Richard Burgon

Today I'm announcing my plan for a Labour Peace Pledge.

This will change Labour's constitution so our Party never again backs military action abroad without the explicit backing of party members, except in a national emergency or where there's UN backing.https://t.co/YBioGpNRez

— Richard Burgon MP (@RichardBurgon) February 5, 2020

A policy that will end in tears, as it gives power to Momentum thugs!

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Chinese Nanny Got It Wrong

When you squander the critical first weeks of an outbreak arresting journalists and civilians instead of coordinating with the WHO and create a global pandemic. #coronavirus pic.twitter.com/hpzBbmjGli

— Sechesin (@sechesin) February 6, 2020

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Shropshire Council Appoints £1K Per Day Pothole Consultant

Shropshire is spending about £1,000 a day on a potholes consultant.

In an email seen by the BBC, Shropshire Council's boss said the appointment was part of a range of measures to speed up repairs of the county's roads.

It is a little more than "ironic", that despite professing poverty councils are still more than happy to piss our money away!

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A Very Brave Policeman!

Video of police officer going up the to the dead person in Streatham high street.. pic.twitter.com/m9LyiANZM1

— London & U.K Crime.. (@CrimeLdn) February 2, 2020

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