We Are Big Brother

Aside from this chap being v annoying, fascinated by this phenomenon of everyone filming each other. Why is the man doing the protest filming the protest, which itself is being filmed? Assume no one has been asked for or offered permission to be recorded? Everyone is big brother. https://t.co/dnkjgC36PS

— Tim Stanley (@timothy_stanley) October 10, 2019

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Nanny To Ban Eating on Public Transport

Professor Dame Sally Davies, Nanny's Chief Medical Officer and food nazi, wants to ban people eating on public transport.

For why?

Seemingly it will make us slimmer.

Well, if I could be bothered to waste my time on thinking up various reasons why this is bollocks list them here (eg it won't work people will remain fat, some people need to eat on public transport eg diabetics, it is unenforceable etc etc).

However, I will simply save my time and yours by saying:

FUCK OFF TO NANNY!

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The Velvet Hand in The Cotton Wool Glove!

Good Morning London,

Today we will be updating you on the Extinction Rebellion protests taking place in central London.

Be sure to follow for the latest updates over the next two weeks.

— MPS Events (@MetPoliceEvents) October 7, 2019

Were any other member of the public to park their car illegally, or to cause an obstruction, there would be hell to pay!


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Extinction Rebellion Pollute The Environment With Fake Blood

Extinction Rebellion have sprayed 1,800 litres of fake blood on the Treasury using an old fire engine pic.twitter.com/COVQX6oHfS

— Sam Francis (@DavidSamFrancis) October 3, 2019

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Meat Doesn't Pose a Cancer Risk

Despite the world and his wife lecturing us that meat causes cancer, and that we must cut down, new research indicates that it makes bugger all difference to the chances of you getting cancer if you cut down on meat eating or not!

Colour me "surprised"..NOT!

Needless to say, Nanny and her acolytes are not best pleased when confronted with facts.

The World Health Organization has classified red and processed meats as cancer-causing. Public health bodies worldwide urge people to limit their intake of red and processed meat to reduce their cancer risk. The NHS advises that people who eat 90g of meat a day – equivalent to three thin slices of roast meat – should cut down to 70g.

As such, these lecturing busybodies will ignore science and continue to tell us to cut down.

Oh, and let us not forget that Nanny has a new string to her anti-meat bow, namely the alleged environmental impact of eating meat.

Sigh!
 
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A Sorry State of Affairs!

Anti-social nonsmoker deploys fire extinguisher in man’s face for smoking within 25 feet of his property. https://t.co/gC6mqo69UE

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) September 29, 2019

How has it come to this?


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