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DEI Justice - Justice Is No Longer Blind

Stephen Parkinson, the head of the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS), is to introduce a new requirement in the code for all prosecutors that they should be “mindful” of the potential for bias in deciding what action to take with an ethnic suspect.

He admitted his staff had felt “affronted” when it was suggested they were biased in their decision-making, but he said he was “sure” there was “unconscious” bias, which meant it needed to be “in the forefront of people’s minds” when making decisions.

When justice is no longer blind, people will no longer trust the justice system! 

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Nanny is Mother, Nanny is Father - Starmer’s Social Media Ban for Kids

Starmer’s Brilliant Social Media Ban for Kids: Because Taking Phones Off Them at Bedtime Is Too Hard

Oh, here we go. Sir Keir Starmer, father of the nation and protector of the realm, has decided the solution to all our children’s problems is to ban them from social media. Under-16s, you’re out. TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, X, YouTube – the lot of it. Britain’s going full “Australia Plus” because apparently that worked so well down under.

Let’s be real for a second. This isn’t about keeping kids safe. This is the nanny state doing what it does best: grandstanding, virtue-signalling, and creating more problems than it solves while dodging the actual hard work.

It Won’t Bloody Work

Australia brought in their ban last year. Result? Kids bypassed it in days using VPNs, borrowed accounts, mates’ phones, and good old-fashioned teenage cunning. Surprise, surprise – teenagers who can work out how to hide their browsing history from Mum and Dad can also dodge a government ban.

Here in Britain we’ll get the same farce. Millions spent on “robust age verification,” fines for platforms, and kids still scrolling away while the government pats itself on the back for “doing something.”

Bluesky Gets a Free Pass… Because of Course It Does

Funny how the ban targets all the big bad platforms but conveniently leaves room for “safer” alternatives. Word is Bluesky – that delightful left-wing echo chamber – might get special treatment or lighter rules. You know, the one packed with activists where predators seem to thrive just as well as anywhere else.

Because nothing screams “protecting children” like banning Instagram while giving a wink and a nod to the platform full of blue-haired radicals and God knows what else in the DMs. Paedophiles don’t check political leanings before they groom, lads. They go where the kids are.

The Real Agenda: Backdoor to Digital ID

This whole circus requires “strong age verification.” Translation: you’ll need to upload ID, scan your face, or link to some government-approved digital wallet just to prove you’re not 14.

This isn’t protection. It’s the thin end of the wedge for digital ID. Once they normalise checking your papers to post a meme or watch a video, every future restriction becomes easier. Want to buy certain things online? Prove your ID. Want to access news sites? Same again. Want to criticise the government? Well, we already know who you are.

It’s control dressed up as child safety. Classic nanny state trick.

The Actual Solution They’re Ignoring

Here’s the radical idea: be a parent.

Take the bloody phone off them at bedtime. Set some rules. Give them a dumb phone that makes calls and texts and nothing else. Monitor what they’re doing. Talk to them. Go outside and kick a ball around instead of doom-scrolling.

But no. That requires actual effort from mums and dads instead of demanding the government nanny-fix everything. Much easier to ban the internet and pretend you’re saving society.

Other Problems With This Stupid Idea

• Education: Kids use YouTube for GCSE revision, music, tutorials. Banned.
• Free speech and discovery: The next generation learns nothing about the real world if they’re wrapped in cotton wool.
• Enforcement nightmare: Who’s policing this? Ofcom? The platforms? The police? Good luck with that.
• Displacement: Kids will just move to unmoderated corners of the web that are far worse.
• Hypocrisy: 16-year-olds can leave school, work, have sex, and (soon enough) vote, but God forbid they see a mean comment online.

This is performative politics at its finest. Starmer needs a win, bereaved parents are rightly angry, so we get another headline-grabbing ban that achieves sod all except more surveillance.

The real damage to kids comes from absent parenting, collapsing family structures, terrible schools, and a culture that tells them they’re all fragile victims. But fixing that would mean upsetting the sacred cows of modern Britain. Much safer to ban the apps and reach for more ID checks.

Keep your kids off social media by all means. Just don’t kid yourselves that the government can do it for you without turning the whole country into a digital checkpoint.

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What do you reckon, readers? Is this genuine protection or just another excuse for more control? Have you seen the age verification nonsense in action yet? Drop your thoughts below – preferably before they require your passport to comment.

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Nanny Bans Churchill

 

Churchill Booted Off Our Fivers So We Can Stare at a Bloody Beaver Instead – Genius!

Well, here we go again. The Bank of England, that bastion of financial competence and common sense (cough), has decided it's time to airbrush Winston Churchill off the £5 note and shove the rest of our historical heavyweights into the memory hole. In their place? British wildlife. Beavers. Hedgehogs. Maybe a nice friendly badger if we're lucky.

Because nothing says "sound currency" like replacing the man who stared down Hitler with a picture of something that builds dams and shits in the river.

Let’s be crystal clear: this isn’t about security or “modernising” the notes. They’ve tried that excuse already. This is the latest pathetic attempt to scrub our history clean of anyone who might be deemed “problematic,” “elitist,” or – heaven forbid – too bloody British for the delicate souls running the show.

The Bank had the absolute brass neck to claim this nonsense has “popular support.” Oh yes, they wheeled out the usual guff about a public consultation with 44,000 responses where “nature” came out on top. Brilliant. Except when you dig a little deeper, the real decision-making muscle came from carefully selected focus groups – the classic tactic of modern bureaucrats who want to pretend the public demanded something utterly deranged.

Independent reporting has shown these focus groups were fed the usual loaded questions and ended up calling Churchill and the others “elitist and divisive.” Shocking, isn’t it? Almost as if the third-party company running the whole circus knew exactly what answers their paymasters at the Bank wanted to hear.

Funny how these “representative” focus groups always manage to produce the conclusions that tick the right boxes in Islington and Threadneedle Street. You and me – the great unwashed who actually use cash – weren’t exactly queuing up to bin Winston for a water vole. But hey, why let messy public opinion get in the way of a good cultural rewrite?

The Irony Is Stronger Than a 1940s Spitfire

Winston Churchill. The man who rallied the nation when we stood alone against tyranny. The leader who helped save Western civilisation. Now apparently too “divisive” to appear on money in the country he helped keep free.

Meanwhile, we’re meant to celebrate robins, otters and whatever other cute creatures the Bank’s marketing department fancies this week. Because nothing unites a nation like looking at a squirrel while your taxes fund another net zero fantasy and your high street dies.

This is the nanny state in full pompous flow. They don’t trust us with our own history. They don’t trust us to handle the idea that great men and women existed who weren’t perfect by 2026 standards. Better to give us safe, neutral, inoffensive little animals that nobody can possibly object to (until some vegan activist complains the badger isn’t diverse enough).

Next they’ll be telling us the Queen’s head has to go because monarchy is triggering.

The Real Lesson

This isn’t really about banknotes. It’s about who gets to define British identity. The people who actually built and defended this country, or a bunch of clipboard warriors and focus group facilitators who think our past is something to be managed and sanitised.

Well I’ve got news for the Bank of England and their dodgy consultants: Churchill doesn’t need your permission to remain a giant. He earned his place on that fiver the hard way – with blood, sweat, cigars and defiance. You lot are just temporary custodians of our currency, not the arbiters of our national story.

Keep your beavers. I’ll stick with the bulldog.

Signed,
Someone who wants a proper fiver, not a bloody nature documentary in his wallet.

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What do you think, readers? Is this the Bank of England doing the public’s bidding, or just another elite institution embarrassed by actual British history? Drop your thoughts (and your favourite Churchill quote) in the comments. And if you spot one of the old notes, treasure it – they’re clearly becoming collector’s items in the war on our past.

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