Cannibalism To Save The Planet

I will leave this here....

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Brexit Makes Auntie Squirm

Last night's 10PM news broadcast from Auntie was, for once, quite amusing.

As she always does Auntie launched into a report about no deal Brexit, and the possible food and medicine shortages arising from no deal Brexit.

Yet, despite her best efforts, the professionals she interviewed in both the food and medicine industries said that there would be no shortages and that the matter was in hand.

It was a delight to see Auntie squirm and look so deflated!

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Cauliflowers Are No Laughing Matter!

Kudos and sympathies to Swedish comedian Olaf Falafel, who has won Dave's "Funniest Joke of The Fringe" award at the Edinburgh Festival with the niche culinary pun.

He took the title with the gag:

"I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets".

It is from Falafel's show It's One Giant Leek For Mankind at the Pear Tree (a pub I used to imbibe in regularly when I was a student there in the early 1980's).

Sympathies though to Mr Falafel, who fell foul of the charity Tourettes Action which said the joke was not funny and had received calls to its helpline with people complaining about the gag.

They want him to apologise.
 

Proof, if ever it were needed, that humour will always offend someone.

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Chlorinated Chicken Crisis Resolved

Those of you fearful of eating American chlorinated chicken, that will be force fed you post Brexit, need fear no more.

Simply rinse it under the tap in British chlorinated water!

Oh..hang on a minute....

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Racist Fried Chicken Box Message

Is this some kind of joke?! Why have you chosen chicken shops? What's next, #KnifeFree watermelons? https://t.co/34DwwxSmCN

— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) August 14, 2019

As to whether an anti knife crime message on the inside of a fried chicken box will help lessen knife crime, I cannot say.

However, to call it racist implies that only non white people eat fried chicken; which is in itself appears to be racist.

I eat fried chicken, and have done so since I was a kid (though I have never carried a knife).

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Nanny May's Legacy

As per the Guardian:

"Two television ads, one featuring new dads bungling comically while looking after their babies and the other a woman sitting next to a pram, have become the first to be banned under new rules designed to reduce gender stereotyping.

The Advertising Standards Authority banned the ads, for Volkswagen and Philadelphia cream cheese, following complaints from the public that they perpetuated harmful stereotypes.

The new rules, introduced at the beginning of the year, ban the depiction of men and women engaged in gender-stereotypical activities to help stop “limiting how people see themselves and how others see them and the life decisions they take”.

The ad for Volkswagen’s electric eGolf vehicle showed a series of scenes including a man and a woman in a tent on a sheer cliff face, two male astronauts, a male para-athlete and a woman sitting on a bench next to a pram. Text stated: “When we learn to adapt we can achieve anything.”

Complainants said the ad showed men engaged in adventurous activities, that unlike her male counterpart, the female rock climber was “passive” because she was asleep, and that the woman with the pram was depicted in a stereotypical care-giving role.

Volkswagen said its ad was not sexist and that caring for a newborn was a life-changing experience about adaptation, regardless of the gender of the parent depicted."

May's legacy will be with us for years!

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