Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, January 29, 2021

Virtue Signalling Liars


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"Green" Brighton

 


Last year Brighton council closed Madeira Drive (the seafront road) to cars. The closure proved to be shambolic and caused gridlock elsewhere in the city, along with buggering up tourism and business on the seafront.

The council were forced into changing policy and, grudgingly, reopened the road to one way traffic.

Here we are in 2021 and the idiots (Labour idiots) are trying the same thing again.

Labour Councillors representing Queen’s Park and East Brighton Wards have expressed concern that Madeira Drive is currently unsafe for pedestrians and cyclists. Whilst we welcome the changes being made to provide dedicated cycle lanes and allocate space for different modes of travel, Madeira Drive should be closed to cars (except for people with disabilities/blue badge holders) whilst work is done, and lockdown continues. 

What the councillors fail to notice is that:

1 There are hardly any cars using Madeira Drive at the moment.

2 The danger to pedestrians comes from speeding cyclists who seem incapable of using their brakes/handlebars.

In the evnt of them succeeding in closing the road to cars, this "temporary" measure will become permanent (to the detriment of tourism, business and traffic flow in Brighton).


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Thursday, January 28, 2021

Auntie's Katya Making Up The News as She Goes Along


 


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Monday, January 25, 2021

Nanny Pulls Her "Joggers Have Covid" Advert - Because It Was Bollocks!

Nanny has chosen to discontinue a radio ad that says joggers are "highly likely to have Covid-19". After being contacted by the Advertising Standards Authority, the Cabinet Office has said the disputed claim will not be repeated.

The ASA received complaints about the 30-second radio ad that begins: 

"Someone jogging, walking their dog or working out in the park is highly likely to have Covid-19. This is a national health emergency."

Campaign reports that ASA rules require that advertisers hold robust documentary evidence to prove claims that are capable of substantiation. 

Following a conversation, the Cabinet office worked to "swiftly address and resolve the matter without the need for formal investigation", the ASA said in a statement, "we consider the matter closed".

Nanny should stop crying wolf, the more she does the less people will listen to her!


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Tuesday, January 19, 2021

Dame Dick - "Grass Thy Neighbour"

Grass thy neighbour,
Walk away and say "How be ya
Gee! But I hate to see ya, pal,
How's tricks? What's new?"
Grass thy neighbour,
Don't Offer to share his burden,
Grass thy neighbour
And you will find your labour,
A great deal harder,
Life'll be lousier
If you Grass Thy Neighbour!

Remember folks, when this is over you will still have to live with your neighbours!


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Monday, January 18, 2021

Commander Data's Censorious Attitude


As has been widely reported by the media, Commander Data has gotten rather a bee in his bonnet over what people post on Faecesbook (his personal social media network) and duly banned Trump the other day for life.

Not content with banning those in the public eye, Data has set his android eyes on ordinary people. Imagine my surprise to be confronted with a threat of having my Faecesbook account restricted on Saturday.


 

For why?

For posting a photo (which, ironically, Jack Dorsey - recent photo-


allowed to be posted on Twitter).

Here is the offending photo:


 

Methinks Commander Data is getting above himself! 


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Thursday, January 14, 2021

Wednesday, January 13, 2021

HSBC Talking Absolute Bollocks!

 

Empty threats, does anyone seriously believe they will shut money making accounts that have overdrafts, mortgages credit cards etc?


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Tuesday, January 12, 2021

Act Local, Stay Local, Be Local!

 

Act Local

Stay Local

Be Local 

This is Nanny's "powerful" new message, as she brings in the big guns (the media, Dame Dick of The Yard et al) to reinforce her message. 

Now that the pubs and restaurants are shut, Nanny can no longer blame them for the spread of Covid. As such, she has set her gimlet eye on supermarkets, the fresh air and human beings.

For you see ladies and gentlemen, in order to ensure that she gets no blame for the possible collapse of the NHS (now turned into a state religion by Nanny) she needs someone to blame.

The irony being, as Nick Robinson perfectly correctly states, is that most people are adhering to the rules:

Be that as it may in the event the virus continues to do what it will inevitably do, Nanny will blame people for not following the rules.

Can you guess what Nanny will do then children?

Yes, that's right

She will impose even more futile rules for us to be accused of not following! 

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Friday, January 08, 2021

Auntie Frets About "Dry January"!

 

Auntie proving, yet again, that she is totally out of touch with reality!


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Thursday, January 07, 2021

Chairman of The Met Doesn't Know The Law

1 Doctors do NOT provide exemption certificates.

2 Medical history is private.

3 It is not a legal requirement to wear a "hidden disability" lanyard.


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Wednesday, January 06, 2021

Public Health England Won't Work Sundays


 

As loyal readers know Public Health England (PHE) often features on this site.

I had hoped that since the announcement, last year, of its abolition that we would hear nothing more of this useless organisation. Sadly this has proven not to be the case.

It transpires that, for reasons that are unclear, PHE will not work on Sundays wrt the national vaccination project.

Why not?


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Monday, January 04, 2021

Heigh-Ho Heigh-Ho It's Off To Lockdown We Go!


 

As we inevitably get pushed into another lockdown by the bleating media, soundbite politicians and those whose salaries aren't affected by lockdowns, do not despair.

Repeat and learn this for prep children:

Covid restrictions do not apply to politicians, celebrities and journalists.


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