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Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, August 28, 2020

#JettyGate The Movie - The Sorry Tale of The Queen's Park Jetty in Brighton

 
Loyal readers may recall that I have written about the Queen's Park jetty on a number of occasions, eg May 2020 I wrote the following:
"A jetty over Brighton Queen’s Park pond is set to open in March – almost a year late following health and safety delays.

The jetty was built in 2019 after park visitors were asked to choose how to spend money contributed by local developers – either to rework its quiet garden to open it up and deter drug users, or to create a dipping platform.

The platform project was chosen and the jetty was completed to the original designs by May – but a surprise inspection by the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents meant it has remained fenced off ever since.
A few weeks later the barriers were then unceremoniously thrown into the pond, and access to the jetty was restored. Then a fortnight ago I saw that the barriers had been re-erected, and restored to their position in front of the jetty blocking access. Two days later they were moved allowing access.

Great, common sense prevailed!

Sadly not, for this morning I see that one of the "safety" barriers has again been re-erected, and placed in front of the jetty blocking access (before and after pictures above)."

Just to remind you, this jetty was meant to open in March 2019!

As it is a Bank Holiday Weekend, I have created a wee movie about the ongoing fiasco.

When you have a spare ten minutes, settle down in front of a large screen with some popcorn, a hotdog and some booze and enjoy!

Happy viewing!


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Thursday, August 27, 2020

Brighton Council Performs Partial Volte FARCE wrt Cycle Lane

Brighton is run by utter cretins!


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Wednesday, August 26, 2020

The BBC Hates Britain - #RenameTheBBC

 Methinks, in addition to defunding it, the name of the organisation should be changed to something that doesn't include the word "British".


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Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Auntie Bans Singing Rule Britannia - #DefundTheBBC

Every Proms season Auntie has a go at getting rid of Rule Britannia. This year, thanks to Covid and BLM she has managed to remove the singing part, and will simply play the music to it.

Auntie fails to understand that the Last Night of The Proms is meant to be a hearty party, where people join in communal singing of songs from the past at full volume. The singing of Rule Britannia etc does not mean that those who sing it are intent on rebuilding the empire or bringing back slavery.

It is clear that the BBC is run by a miserable bunch of bastards.

However, they won't be around for much longer, the licence fee will be abolished by the end of this year.


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Monday, August 24, 2020

Brighton Nanny Bans Number 2

 

Peak Covid fuckwittery has hit Brighton (no surprises there) as a Brighton cafe has banned people having a "number 2" in their bathroom.

Do they think that their customers lick the bowl?


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Friday, August 21, 2020

Dementia Leading Cause of Death in England in July

The BBC et al won't of course be telling us that, nor will they tell us that around 400-500 people die every day in the UK from cancer!


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Thursday, August 20, 2020

Everyone Has Come First!


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Wednesday, August 19, 2020

Welcome To "Green" Brighton

 

When the lockdown was implemented, in order to provide extra space for people to exercise, Brighton council closed Madeira Drive on the seafront to traffic. This was a perfectly sensible and correct decision.

However, now that lockdown has been eased and the Green party has taken control of the council (thanks to labour's issues with anti-Semitism), there has been a considerable degree of mission creep.

The council has decreed that Madeira Drive is to remain shut, and that cycle lanes will be expanded and added all the way along the seafront. The theory being that this will reduce pollution and will provide a jolly place for people to walk and cycle.

Guess what?

That theory has proven to be utter bollocks!

Unsurprisingly the closure of the road and expansion of cycle lanes has caused gridlock elsewhere, which of course means an increase in pollution.

As to the economic consequences of the closure of Madeira Drive, well here's a little list of the damage it will do:

1 Closing off Madeira Drive to traffic reduces the number of tourists and visitors to the beachfront, and will therefore negatively impact business revenues of the businesses there (and in other parts of the city).
 
2 Reduced business revenues means reduced taxes, council revenues (eg over £1M per annum in parking fees) etc.
 
3 Madeira Drive is a destination, not a thoroughfare. Brighton is a tourist city, if you eliminate a major destination you will reduce the number of tourists coming here.
 
4 There is very little footfall along Madeira Drive, in spite of the closure, come winter it will be next to nothing.
 
5 The cost of stewards is a waste of resources.
 
6 There will be a rent strike, and the council's revenues will take a hit.
 
7 Closure is in breach of the lease agreements with seafront businesses, they will expect compensation and sue the council for breach of contract.
 
8 Madeira Drive, even though it has been sunny, has not attracted throngs of extra people cycling or walking. Come winter it will be completely deserted.


The council is economically illiterate and refuses to grasp the fact that Brighton is a tourist destination, if you make tourists feel unwelcome they will go elsewhere.


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Tuesday, August 18, 2020

The Most Gifted Generation Ever?

It looks like the teachers tried to game the system, expecting the algorithm to push grades down. Now that the algorithm has been removed, the surge in "gifted" students will have to be mopped up by the universities.

Good luck with that then!


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Monday, August 17, 2020

Hancock Abolishes PHE - Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish!

 

It is good to see that PHE will be abolished, and replaced (allegedly) with a German style pandemic response agency.

However, what will not be so good if the new agency is staffed with those who worked for PHE and is run by a person over-promoted for failure in previous roles.


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Thursday, August 13, 2020

PHE Has Failed!

 


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Wednesday, August 12, 2020

PHE Continues To Be Utter Shite!

PHE tweet their stats that have been officially suspended, they are taking the piss.

For the record, ONS shows less than 20 deaths per day!


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Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Why Does The BBC Continue To Report PHE Incorrect Figures?


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Monday, August 10, 2020

BBC Hunting Doggers!


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John Redwood Nails It!


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Thursday, August 06, 2020

Thousands of PHE Covid Deaths Were Fake - Yet The BBC Still Reports Them


It seems that the review into PHE's shambolic and useless misreporting of covid deaths will see the light of day on Friday.

It is expected that thousands of covid deaths are to be removed from the statistics, as these people didn't die from covid.

Ironically, despite the fact that PHE's stats have been proven to be wrong, the BBC continues to use them as the basis for its "news" reports!
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Tuesday, August 04, 2020

Brighton Council Hates Tourists!

 
The Entrance To Brighton Marina
As Brighton's Green council attempts to destroy local businesses by abolishing tourism and turning Brighton into one giant cycle lane that goes nowhere, they will soon find this policy has a cost when the seafront businesses go on rent strike!


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Monday, August 03, 2020

Meanwhile In Brixton.....


In the event that Forever Friends (the new black shirts) get their reparations for not being slaves, from people who were not slave owners, I will be hot footing it to the Italian and Swedish embassies to demand reparations for what they did to my ancestors back in the days of the Roman Empire and Viking raids!

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