Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Britain Ranks 4th In Nanny State Index

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Miliband To Give Up Bacon Sarnies



In this particular case, Miliband giving up bacon sarnies is a blessed relief for humanity!

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Monday, April 29, 2019

The Rise of The Neo-Puritans


Liz Truss has correctly identified that Britain is suffering from an outbreak of "neo-Puritanism" over food and drink, under which people are being treated like machines.

Truss, the Chief Secretary to the Treasury, criticised officials seeking to "command and control" the public with a "nannying tendency" that seeks to regulate or ban unhealthy products in order to reduce obesity.

I trust and assume that, aside from this being a leadership pitch, she is aware that the neo-Puritans are infesting her own party (as much as they infest Labour)?
 

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Thursday, April 25, 2019

The Fruits of Prattery!


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Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Pope Meets The Messiah

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Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Halcyon Days!


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Thursday, April 18, 2019

PRAT ALERT

Let these middle class tossers go to China and try this sort of thing, if they have the guts!

Oh, and I bet the glue he used is not environmentally friendly!

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Thursday, April 11, 2019

NUS Continues With its Tradition of Electing Idiots


As per the Telegraph, the incoming president of the National Union of Students has said that she wanted to “oppress  white people” and have an “Islamic takeover”.

Zamzam Ibrahim, 24, from Greater Manchester, also described the Government’s counter-extremism strategy as “disastrous” and “racist”.

Using the hastag #IfIWasPresident, she wrote on Twitter in 2012: “I’d oppress white people just to give them a taste of what they put us through!” She signed off the message by writing “LMFAO”, which in urban slang is short for “Laughing My Fucking Arse Off”.

Responding to questions online about what book everyone should read, she said: “The Quraan. We would have an Islamic takeover!”

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Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Minimum Pricing Is a Busted Flush!


Scots have bought more alcohol since minimum pricing laws came into force, an analysis has found.

Nielsen, a data specialist company, found that 203.5 million litres of alcohol was purchased from shops in Scotland over the 46 weeks to March 29, an increase of 1.8 million litres — the equivalent of four million cans of lager or 2.4 million bottles of wine — on the same period in 2017-18, according to The Mail on Sunday.

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Tuesday, April 09, 2019

Pour Encourager Les Autres

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Monday, April 08, 2019

Nanny Wants To Censor The Internet


Nanny is using the excuse of terrorism and porn to censor the net.

However, as she already knows, encouraging/disseminating terrorism and extreme (eg child/animal) porn is already illegal!

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Thursday, April 04, 2019

Salt More Dangerous Than Smoking


An analysis, in the Lancet, found that our daily diet is a bigger killer than smoking and is now involved in one in five deaths around the world.

Salt - whether in bread, soy sauce or processed meals - shortened the highest number of lives.

The Global Burden of Disease Study noted that too much salt resulted in three million deaths.

Maybe people should simply drink more water and exercise to build up a sweat, in order to naturally excrete any "excess" salt?

Nanny won't be happy until we are all eating dust!

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Tuesday, April 02, 2019

Nanny To Ban The Word "Cyclist"

Truly we live a very "special" age of "reason" and "culture"!

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