Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Don't Touch The Snow!


Headteacher Ges Smith at Jo Richardson Community School in east London has banned his pupils from touching snow.
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He said the new rule has been introduced for health and safety reasons.

Speaking this morning on Good Morning Britain, Mr Smith said:
The problem is it only takes one student, one piece of grit, one stone in a snowball in an eye with an injury and we change our view.

The rules are don’t touch the snow. If you don’t touch the snow you’re not going to throw it.
He added that the snow also makes the children wet and cold.

Childhood fun and games (which are a method by which children learn to take bumps and knocks and interact with each other) are banned by Nanny and replaced by cotton wool.

This is neither safe nor wise!

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Beware The Phallus of Doom!


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Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Freedom of The Internet


Sometimes the freedom of posting whatever you want on the net leads to disaster.

Nanny should not be allowed to regulate against stupidity, but sometimes you see things like this and wonder how low the bar is!

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Friday, February 23, 2018

Nanny Hates Plastic Straws


I would have thought that there are more pressing issues to address at the moment!

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Tuesday, February 20, 2018

The Dangers of Minimum Booze Prices


Putting up the cost of alcohol could lead some homeless people to cheap and illegal drugs, a charity has warned.

Welsh ministers are planning to set a minimum price for alcohol sales as they believe tackling excessive drinking could save a life a week and mean 1,400 fewer hospital admissions a year.

The BBC notes that Richard Edwards of the Huggard Centre fears new policy "may simply change one addiction for another".

Basically, if you price people out of one market another will appear.

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Monday, February 19, 2018

Nanny's Nation of Morons

Some moron left an angry message on an ambulance, the moron was annoyed that an ambulance was in a resident's parking bay today.

West Midlands Ambulance Service claimed the resident also verbally abused staff members during the emergency call-out in Tunstall, Stoke-on-Trent, Staffs.

Well then, I assume the other residents will have a wee word with this moron in due course.


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Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Whither Oxfam?


Pound to a penny that Oxfam will cease to exist within the next year or, at the very least, have changed its name in an effort to rebrand itself and distance itself from its loss of ethics!

Oh, and here is what I wrote about Oxfam January 2017:
"Oh, and by the way, Oxfam has net assets of Euro391M as at March 2015. Oxfam should lead by example and disburse the liquid portion of those assets!"
People/charities/governments will be queuing to get their hands on all of that money!


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Monday, February 12, 2018

Nanny Hates Peter Rabbit

Sony have run afoul of food allergy groups, for the scene in the film where rabbits bombard a blackberry allergic human with blackberries.

Those who are up in arms might care to remember that Peter's dad was killed by a human and eaten.

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Wednesday, February 07, 2018

Poundland Upsets Nanny


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Tuesday, February 06, 2018

Women Friendly Crisps - #100years

As people mark the 100 year anniversary of women winning the right to vote, Doritos have come up with a product to celebrate the centenary.

They are creating women-friendly crisps for women who don’t like to crunch too loudly in public.

Pankhurst must be spinning in her grave!

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Monday, February 05, 2018

Booze Helps You Live Longer

As per The Metro:

In today’s news of the excellent, a recently-deceased 107-year-old man put his extraordinary longevity down to his habit of drinking four bottles of red wine every day.

Vineyard owner Antonio Docampo Garcia, from Ribadavia in north Spain, said that he would drink a couple of bottles of rouge at lunch and a further two at dinner.

Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/04/107-year-old-says-the-trick-to-long-life-is-four-bottles-of-red-a-day-5662853/?ito=cbshare

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Thursday, February 01, 2018

Grid Girls Banned

How ironic that in the 100th year that women got the vote, women's freedom of choice about what they may, or may not, wish to do has been restricted.

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