Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Tuesday, June 18, 2019

Governments Around The World Are Really Stupid!


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Prescriptions Only Dispensed If They Pass The "Moral/Religious" Test


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Friday, June 14, 2019

Vegan Vandals - The New Nazis

Factoid: Hitler was a vegetarian who didn't smoke and didn't drink!

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Thursday, June 13, 2019

Calories Banned In Maths Test Lest It Trigger People


It seems that in maths tests examiners must be careful not to mention calories in any questions, lest the hapless exam sitters are "triggered".

EdExcel exam board has said that students can complain if they felt “triggered” by a calorie-counting question. 

The Telegraph reports that pupils protested that a maths GCSE question about how many calories a woman had consumed for breakfast was distressing for anyone who has struggled with an eating disorder.

One student, a recovering anorexic, told how she was so upset by the question that she had to leave the exam hall in a panic.

The question said:
There are 84 calories in 100g of banana. There are 87 calories in 100g of yogurt. Priti has 60g of banana and 150g of yogurt for breakfast. Work out the total number of calories in this breakfast”.
I pity these people, if they are triggered so easily in a school maths test, how the hell will they cope in the real world?

Their schools and parents are letting them down if they don't prepare them better for reality!

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Wednesday, June 12, 2019

This Will Cost a Fortune!


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Green Cult's Message Gets Garbled...


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Monday, June 10, 2019

The Ecological Limits of Work


It would seem, that if Labour under Corbyn ever gain power then we are headed to a 10 hour working week and a 75% cut in salaries.

According to a report (being looked at by Labour) by the Autonomy think-tank we need to look for 'rapid, far-reaching and unprecedented changes in all aspects of society' to cut carbon emissions, including dramatically limiting how long people spend at work.

Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell is quoted by the Mail:
'This is a vital contribution to the growing debate around free time and reducing the working week.'
Corbyn and his acolytes have never actually had a real job, so it won't make any difference to them.

Batshit crazy!
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Thursday, June 06, 2019

Plain Packaging For Sweets


Nanny is intent on sucking every morsel of fun out of life.

As such, it should come as no surprise to learn that the Institute for Public Policy Research (IPPR) has suggested sweets, snacks and sugary drinks should be wrapped in plain packaging to make them less appealing.

It will make no farking difference whatsoever!


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Monday, June 03, 2019

Reality Doesn't Fit With The Cult's Views


When the cult tries to shut down Heathrow, ask them why they haven't got the guts to do this sort of thing in China!

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The Joys of Flying On Austerity Airlines

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Thursday, May 30, 2019

Take All Politicians To Court For Lying


Now that, courtesy of Nanny, we live in an age where we can blame/sue everyone else for our own foolishness and naivety, it should come as little surprise to see that Boris Johnson is being taken to court for "lying".

So be it!

On that basis let us take all politicians to court for lying.

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Friday, May 24, 2019

The Dangers of Cults!


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Thursday, May 16, 2019

Britain Leads The World - Splendid!


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Nanny's National Numberacy Day!

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Monday, May 13, 2019

The Lancet's Health Umbrella

Dear oh dear, it seems that those who write for and edit the Lancet have lost their collective minds!

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Friday, May 10, 2019

Top Five "Harms" From Booze - BMJ Scraping The Barrel!

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Thursday, May 09, 2019

Free Bike Rides For Fat People

This will achieve what exactly?

Walking is free, and less dangerous than biking on a busy road, can those that Nanny classify as "fat" simply be prescribed a walk in the park?

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Wednesday, May 08, 2019

Booze Free Bar Opens In Dublin!


Saints preserve us!

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Wednesday, May 01, 2019

MUP Has Not Reduced Alcohol Consumption - Quel Surprise!

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Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Britain Ranks 4th In Nanny State Index

Full rankings here.

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Miliband To Give Up Bacon Sarnies



In this particular case, Miliband giving up bacon sarnies is a blessed relief for humanity!

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Monday, April 29, 2019

The Rise of The Neo-Puritans


Liz Truss has correctly identified that Britain is suffering from an outbreak of "neo-Puritanism" over food and drink, under which people are being treated like machines.

Truss, the Chief Secretary to the Treasury, criticised officials seeking to "command and control" the public with a "nannying tendency" that seeks to regulate or ban unhealthy products in order to reduce obesity.

I trust and assume that, aside from this being a leadership pitch, she is aware that the neo-Puritans are infesting her own party (as much as they infest Labour)?
 

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Thursday, April 25, 2019

The Fruits of Prattery!


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Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Pope Meets The Messiah

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Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Halcyon Days!


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Thursday, April 18, 2019

PRAT ALERT

Let these middle class tossers go to China and try this sort of thing, if they have the guts!

Oh, and I bet the glue he used is not environmentally friendly!

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Thursday, April 11, 2019

NUS Continues With its Tradition of Electing Idiots


As per the Telegraph, the incoming president of the National Union of Students has said that she wanted to “oppress  white people” and have an “Islamic takeover”.

Zamzam Ibrahim, 24, from Greater Manchester, also described the Government’s counter-extremism strategy as “disastrous” and “racist”.

Using the hastag #IfIWasPresident, she wrote on Twitter in 2012: “I’d oppress white people just to give them a taste of what they put us through!” She signed off the message by writing “LMFAO”, which in urban slang is short for “Laughing My Fucking Arse Off”.

Responding to questions online about what book everyone should read, she said: “The Quraan. We would have an Islamic takeover!”

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Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Minimum Pricing Is a Busted Flush!


Scots have bought more alcohol since minimum pricing laws came into force, an analysis has found.

Nielsen, a data specialist company, found that 203.5 million litres of alcohol was purchased from shops in Scotland over the 46 weeks to March 29, an increase of 1.8 million litres — the equivalent of four million cans of lager or 2.4 million bottles of wine — on the same period in 2017-18, according to The Mail on Sunday.

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Tuesday, April 09, 2019

Pour Encourager Les Autres

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Monday, April 08, 2019

Nanny Wants To Censor The Internet


Nanny is using the excuse of terrorism and porn to censor the net.

However, as she already knows, encouraging/disseminating terrorism and extreme (eg child/animal) porn is already illegal!

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Thursday, April 04, 2019

Salt More Dangerous Than Smoking


An analysis, in the Lancet, found that our daily diet is a bigger killer than smoking and is now involved in one in five deaths around the world.

Salt - whether in bread, soy sauce or processed meals - shortened the highest number of lives.

The Global Burden of Disease Study noted that too much salt resulted in three million deaths.

Maybe people should simply drink more water and exercise to build up a sweat, in order to naturally excrete any "excess" salt?

Nanny won't be happy until we are all eating dust!

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Tuesday, April 02, 2019

Nanny To Ban The Word "Cyclist"

Truly we live a very "special" age of "reason" and "culture"!

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Thursday, March 28, 2019

The Planetary Health Diet That Will Kill us - #EATLancet


This is neither planetary, nor healthy.

It is, however, a diet that will kill us slowly!

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Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Nanny To Install Speed Limiters On All New Cars



Euro Nanny has decreed that all new cars sold in the UK and Europe are to be fitted with devices to automatically stop drivers from exceeding the speed limit under sweeping changes to vehicle safety rules provisionally agreed by the EU.

Although Britain may no longer be part of the EU when the rules come into effect, the UK regulator, the Vehicle Certification Agency, has said it will mirror safety standards for vehicles in the UK. Remind me again, why did we want to leave the EU?

Let us trust and assume that there are no software glitches/hacks that cause "unforeseen" problems!

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Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Nanny Imprisons Egg Thrower - The Ever Rising Egg Scale


This is no yolk!

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Monday, March 25, 2019

Nanny Hates Doughnuts


Having vented her spleen on salt, fat, sugar and general categories of fast food, Nanny is now targeting doughnuts or rather doughnut shops.

Tam Fry of the National Obesity Forum said:
To reduce childhood obesity we have to reduce these outlets.
Nutritionist Katharine Jenner, of Action on Sugar, added:
The rise in doughnut shops is worrying. Most of these products contain dangerous amounts of sugar.

I thought we lived in a free country that believed in the operation of the market economy?

As such, to dictate how many shops are allowed to sell doughnuts constitutes a contradiction to the concept of freedom of choice!

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Thursday, March 21, 2019

More "Scientific" Bollocks - Hot Tea Causes Cancer


Here's why this is bollocks:

1 People don't drink very hot tea, they let it cool.

2 People (at least the Brits) add milk to tea.

3
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Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Every Thought, Word and Deed Is Now a Potential Crime


I would have thought that knife crime, terrorism etc would be taking up more of police time rather than this nonsense!

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Monday, March 18, 2019

Nanny's War On "Junk" Food Intensifies


As loyal readers know, Nanny hates "junk" food and is doing her best to remove it from our diets.

Aside from wanting to ban adverts for it on TV and social media, specific products have been attacked; eg Tom Watson has attacked the McDonald's Monopoly promotion (as it encourages people to eat more!).

All very well and good, maybe. However, does Nanny actually have a definition of what "junk" food actually is?

I ask, because according to rumours on Twitter I understand that Nanny wants to ban adverts for cheese, as she feels that cheese comes under "junk" food!

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Friday, March 15, 2019

GPS Trackers On Knives - Prat of The Week Scott Mann


Whilst I appreciate that most of our politicians are utterly useless and stupid, I have to say that Scott Mann wins the prize for not only being an utter prat but for being one of the most stupid members of Parliament I have come across in a long while.

For why?

He wants GPS trackers on all knives!




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Monday, March 11, 2019

PHE Want To Ban Cars From Schools


Nanny's quango, Public Health England, wants to ban cars from near schools.

Paul Cosford, the medical director of Public Health England, told the Times it should be socially unacceptable to leave a car running near school gates.

The comments came as PHE published a series of recommendations on how the government can improve air quality.

PHE said 28,000 to 36,000 deaths a year in the UK could be attributed to long-term exposure to air pollution.

All very well, but how does PHE intend to enforce such a rule?

More council enforcement officers and fines I assume?

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Thursday, March 07, 2019

TfL's Food Nazis Ban Bacon, Butter and Jam


The food Nazis in TfL have decreed that adverts featuring "junk" food are banned.

So far so bad!

Now here comes the punchline..

What constitutes "junk"?

It seems that most food falls inot that category, as the good people of Farmdrop realised the other day.

Farmdrop submitted an advert with a photograph which included images of the meat, dairy products and spread.

TfL's food Nazis banned it!

Transport for London (TfL) said it was up to advertisers to make sure any items featured were "high fat, sugar and salt (HFSS)-compliant".

Cretins!
Coming soon, Nanny bans all food!



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Monday, March 04, 2019

Nanny To Ban Junk Food Advertising Before 9PM


Irrespective of whether junk food averts actually cause people to be obese, banning them on TV will simply push them onto the unregulated net (where kids spend most of their time anyway!).


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