You Can't Legislate Against Stupid!

Dennis Dickey and his wife Rita planned to reveal the sex of their baby by setting off an explosive device filled with coloured powder - it started a wildfire that destroyed 47,000 acres and took 800 firefighters to put out, at a cost of $8.2m pic.twitter.com/aAhiAKvRaw

— Sky News (@SkyNews) November 28, 2018

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Prohibition Causes Crime - Who Knew?

In a shocking turn of events, prohibition leads a crime and violence in India. https://t.co/IcA9TcfPIJ

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) November 27, 2018

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The Smoking Face of The Royal Sussex

A huge guffaw of amusement for the splendid cock up made by the Royal Sussex Hospital, when it made a smiling smoker merrily puffing away next to a no smoking sign at the Royal Sussex the face of the hospital’s switchboard this month.

The woman’s picture was used by Samsung phones’ new smartcall feature and popped up whenever anyone made a call to the Eastern Road hospital.

The feature, provided by hiya, apparently pulled in the picture from an old Yelp review. Hospital bosses have now managed to get the picture removed from Yelp – and Samsung phones.

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A Chilling Warning From Labour - They Are Coming For All of Us!

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Outrage Sells Knickers

Time for retailers to kick back at fake outrage like this. There in nothing remotely offensive to anyone about this display. Nothing. pic.twitter.com/rquMvHVWEQ

— Simon Cooke (@SimonMagus) November 21, 2018

M&S are no doubt delighted at the extra publicity that the "outrage" has given them.

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Emily Dawes Resigns - Finally!

Loyal readers will recall the furore caused by the ignorant bigot Emily Dawes (at that time President of Southampton University Students Union) who called for the destruction of the Rothenstein Mural at Southampton University.

Finally, after a disgraceful delay, she has resigned.

Students’ Union President Emily Dawes has decided to stand down with immediate effect.
We respect Emily’s decision and will continue to provide her with support. The University will continue to work closely with the Students’ Union, the elected team and staff. Full statement: pic.twitter.com/Yas7rLXkyK

— University of Southampton (@unisouthampton) November 19, 2018

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People Drink More In Cold, Dark, Wet Countries - Who'd Have Thought It!

A study, published in the journal Hepatology, examined average temperatures and annual sunshine hours with alcohol consumption per capita in 193 countries.

Guess what?


It found that the level of binge drinking and the total number of drinkers went up in countries with lower temperatures and less sunshine hours.

Dr. Ramon Bataller, one of the authors of the study, told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

“Everybody assumed this, but nobody has demonstrated it.

The findings show us that in order to prevent alcohol abuse, resources should be focused more in cold places. People with a genetic predisposition to alcoholism should maybe avoid living in a very cold place as they will probably drink more.” 

So there you have it folks, Nanny will not only start lecturing those who live in miserable climates to drink less (thus making us even more miserable) but also try to persuade those she determines to be "high risk" to move.

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Cough....

Anyone see the problem here? pic.twitter.com/N2lmtoB9SU

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) November 14, 2018

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Nanny Bans Freakshakes

Oh dear I see another unelected group of busybodies, with too much time on their hands, has got their collective knickers in a twist over what some people choose to eat.

Step forward Action on Sugar, which is demanding a ban on freakshakes and all milkshakes with more than 300 calories. 

According to these tossers, the freakshakes contain "grotesque levels of sugar and calories".


The Toby Carvery Unicorn Freakshake came top of the survey with 39 teaspoons of sugar or 1,280 calories. The Toby Carvery Unicorn Freakshake is made with grape and raspberry flavoured ice cream, blackcurrant jelly pieces, milk, freshly whipped cream and topped with marshmallow, skittles and almond macaroon.

Here's my humble musings on this subject:

1 I don't have a sweet tooth, as such I don't usually eat desserts let alone milkshakes etc.

2 I wouldn't be seen dead eating this shit.

3 Irrespective of my personal food tastes, it is not my business to tell others what they may or may not eat. People can eat all the shit they like, so long as I am not forced to eat it.

4 It is not the role of the government, or unelected tossers, to dictate to us what we may/may not eat.

5 What is it, and this is a genuine question, that drives certain people to set up "action groups" whose sole purpose is to focus on one specific food/drink etc (eg sugar, salt) with a view to banning it? Why do these people feel they must dictate to the rest of us what we may or may not choose to eat?

Please feel free to answer point 5, as I really can't understand these tossers.

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Meat Eaters Healthier Than Vegetarians

Oh dear, it seems that nanny's plans to tax meat (for the benefit of our health) may have just hit the buffers!

A study conducted by the Medical University of Graz in Austria found that the vegetarian diet, as characterised by a low consumption of saturated fat and cholesterol, due to a higher intake of fruits, vegetables and whole-grain products, appeared to carry elevated risks of cancer, allergies and mental health problems such as depression and anxiety.

“Our study has shown that Austrian adults who consume a vegetarian diet are less healthy (in terms of cancer, allergies, and mental health disorders), have a lower quality of life, and also require more medical treatment.”

You can rest assured that Nanny will ignore these findings, as facts are irrelevant to her.

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Santa Breaches GDPR

#Santa is cancelled due to #GDPR in Europe! #Christmas #AVTweeps #AllThingsTechIE pic.twitter.com/H8AqnkFEB9

— Justin R Dawson CTS (@justinrdawson) November 9, 2018

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Nanny's Forthcoming Meat Tax - You Have Been Warned!

Every nanny state policy sounds absurd until the public have been battered with soundbites, dodgy statistics and empty promises for a few years. Me on the meat tax. https://t.co/K8rtFE1kXY

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) November 7, 2018

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Nanny Makes Money Out of The Dead

Tuesday’s Daily Mail
“New death tax to hit grieving families”#tomorrowspaperstoday#bbcpapers
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— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) November 5, 2018

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Prevention Is Better Than Cure

Nanny wants people need to take “greater responsibility" for taking the strain off the NHS, by taking the approach "prevention is better than cure".

Fair enough, that is a perfectly reasonable maxim.

However, Nanny believes that this will be achieved by people cutting down on how much they eat and drink.


Matt Hancock, who?..the Health Secretary, will apparently tell a health conference that taxpayers have a role to play in taking pressure off the National Health Service by focusing on the prevention rather than the cure.

Nanny intends to focus on stopping unhealthy lifestyles.

Yes, the word "stop" is being used. So much for people "taking responsibility"!

Public Health England will examine how to target health advice at people living in areas with there is a higher preponderance of "unhealthy lifestyles".

Nanny intends to look at "harnessing digital technology" as a form of "predictive prevention" to target people in regions prone to poor diet and bad drinking habits. In other words non middle class areas.

The Telegraph reports that Hancock will say:

“It’s about people choosing to look after themselves better, staying active and stopping smoking. Making better choices by limiting alcohol, sugar, salt and fat.

But focusing on the responsibilities of patients, isn’t about penalising people.

It’s about helping them make better choices, giving them the all the support we can, because we know taking the tough decisions is never easy.”

It sounds to me as though it will be a case of penalising people and telling them what to eat drink, and smoke!

Public Health England will bring together and coordinate a range of experts to build, evaluate and model predictive prevention at scale.

Duncan Selbie, chief executive of Public Health England, said:

"We need to move from a system that detects and treats illnesses to one that also predicts and prevents poor health through promoting health in all policies and puts people back in charge of their own health."

I have a few observations:

1 This will not put people back in charge of their own health, it will be used by Nanny to dictate to people what they may eat, drink and smoke etc.

2 Nanny has her sums wrong, whilst it costs an inordinate amount of money to treat people for obesity, booze, drugs etc.; it costs even more to keep people alive in their old age treating dementia etc etc.

3 Who the hell wants to live longer, only to end up in one of Nanny's homes for the elderly?

4 Given that the NHS is free, people are incentivised to take advantage of it. Until you start charging people for missed appointments, lost equipment etc you will never get people to act responsibly.

5 What exactly constitutes a "healthy lifestyle"?

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Nanny Hates The Working Class

This is basically "UK's most working-class High Streets" https://t.co/j5xffEglzu

— Pub Curmudgeon 🍻 (@oldmudgie) November 2, 2018

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Nanny Bans Jokes - Sitwell Resigns

Waitrose Food magazine editor William Sitwell steps down after 'killing vegans' reply to freelance pitch https://t.co/eHdWlvf2Hx pic.twitter.com/YxDZbBT2F4

— Press Gazette (@pressgazette) October 31, 2018

It is a sad reflection of our age that a failed joke caused a respected editor to resign.

As Nanny wraps her invasive tentacles ever more tightly around our throats, she drains the joy and humanity from our daily lives!


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