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Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Nanny Bans Saxons


 

In a peak hissy fit of stupidity, Nanny has decided that the name "Saxons" is divisive. As such, she has banned it's use in rugby.

The Rugby Football Union has stopped using the nickname “Saxons” for one of its senior England representative teams after it was deemed inappropriate, given the sport’s drive “to reflect the diversity in society”.

England’s second team will revert to the name England A when they play Scotland A in Leicester on June 27 after 15 years of being branded as the England Saxons.

Utter bollocks!


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Tuesday, May 04, 2021

American Nanny Bans Snow White Kiss


 

It would seem that American Nanny is very vexed about the iconic kiss in Snow White, where the prince wakes her by kissing her.

Nanny and her fanatics would have us believe that the kiss was without informed consent and, as such, forbidden.

Well that may be all very well and good, in Nanny's appalling world. However, the reality is different:

1 It was a gentle kiss, that was most certainly not the precursor to assault.

2 Snow White was in a coma, the kiss saved her (should we ban doctors from performing the kiss of life?)

As ever with these fanatics, they won't be happy until every minute detail of our lives is regulated!


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Friday, April 30, 2021

Nanny Bans "Boys" and "Girls"

 

Training kids to look for offence in everything they see, hear and do will not benefit them when they enter the real world.


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Thursday, April 29, 2021

Nanny Never Checked To See if Masks in Schools are Harmful

 


Nanny's policy of requiring secondary school pupils to wear masks is, as anyone with some common-sense knows, harmful.

Aside from the hygiene issues, there are educational problems (pupils and teachers need to see facial expressions in order to properly communicate and learn) and psychological ones (pupils have been observed to be downcast and subdued).

It transpires that Nanny never took a risk assessment of the pros and cons of mandating masks for schools, instead she allowed the teaching unions to bully her into enforcing the measure.

"..instead of a scientific evaluation of the policy, the Department for Education (DfE) conducted a series of surveys to garner views among teachers...”

 
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Wednesday, April 28, 2021

The Dangers of Camels


 

As the pandemic in the UK is now more or less kneecapped, those who have enjoyed the spotlight pontificating on what we should have been doing are becoming rather fretful about their fading "newsworthiness".

One such individual is Devi Sridhar FRSE, an American public health researcher and nutritionist, who holds the Chair of Global Public Health at the University of Edinburgh. She is also a self styled "expert" on Covid and a proponent of the "zero Covid" cult.

As such it should come as no surprise to learn that she is now warning about the dangers of camels passing on Covid.

My advice here is simple, now is not the time to buy a camel!


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Monday, April 26, 2021

Is Your Garden Racist?

 

Apparently if you have in any way, shape, or form cultivated your garden, or done any gardening whatsoever then your garden is racist!


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Friday, April 23, 2021

Brighton Council Bunny Huggers Apologise for Destroying Europe's Oldest and Longest Green Wall


 

On Wednesday I wrote the Brighton council had destroyed Europe's longest and oldest green wall, planted by the Victorians, which was classified as a wildlife reserve.

The bunny huggers in the council have now apologised, and admitted that the "pruning" went a bit too far.

As per the Argus:

“We’d like to apologise to our residents for the way we went about cutting back the stretch of Green Wall at the bottom of Duke’s Mound,

It should not have been cut down in this way. We are very sorry about this, and an investigation is underway to find out how this happened.

What is clear is that only minimal cutting back should have occurred, but we accept that we cut back much further than was necessary, and that this should not have happened to a Local Wildlife Site. 

We are going to undertake a detailed investigation into how this happened, and how the Local Wildlife Site status (which was acknowledged at the planning stage) was not properly noted or considered as the detailed designs were worked up.” 

In the meantime the council have sprayed a vast amount of seeds over the area, which has (for the time being) turned it green.


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Thursday, April 22, 2021

Covid Passports for Overseas Travel Ready for 17 May

 

There will be some who fear this as the start of a slippery slope towards medical passports for domestic use.

It should though be borne in mind:

1 International travel for holidays is not compulsory

2 Foreign countries will ask for proof of vaccination.


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Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Brighton's Green Council Destroys Longest and Oldest Living Wall

The Madeira Terrace Green Wall was partially cut down for a 'possible' cycle lane

Fanatics come in all shapes and sizes, and are usually recognised by their single issue obsession with a particular idea/policy etc at the cost of everything else.

Step forward Brighton Council (run by the Greens) who have decreed that "green" is the way forward for Brighton, and that the spearhead for the "green revolution" will be the ever popular and much loved cyclists.

As such, in order to move the green revolution forward, the council have destroyed Europe's longest and oldest green wall, planted by the Victorians, which is classified as a wildlife reserve.

How does this help the green revolution? I hear you ask.

Simple, it provides room for a cycle lane!

The lesson here is clear, don't let fanatics take control of your council!

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Friday, April 16, 2021

Cheese is Racist!

 



The media, for reasons best known to itself, chose to give the oxygen of publicity to a cult member from XR who is of the view that cheese, because some members of BAME can't digest it, is racist.

I will not name this crank (who of course is based in Brighton!), as I don't want to give her any personal publicity.

What should worry us all is not the fact that cranks such as this exist, but that the media give them a platform and act as enablers to spread their insanity!


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Thursday, April 15, 2021

Define "Offensive"


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Tuesday, April 13, 2021

Dover Castle Pub Falls Foul of Brighton Council's Fussbuckets


Yesterday I noted that the good people of the Caxton Arms in Brighton had fallen foul of the council's fussbuckets, and were forbidden from opening because their outside space was not considered "safe".

Within hours it seems some form of compromise has been reached, and the Caxton Arms has been allowed to open today.

Sadly the same fussbuckets stuck their unwelcome noses into the affairs of the Dover Castle, and deemed their outside space not to be "safe".

As such, the Dover was forced to cancel its reopening at the very last minute.

With luck, the jobsworth's in the council will be persuaded to step back from this nonsense and allow the pub to reopen.


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Monday, April 12, 2021

Caxton Arms Falls Foul of Brighton Council's Fussbuckets

Commiserations to the good people of the Caxton Arms Brighton, who had been planning to open outside today.

Sadly, at the last minute, Brighton council's fussbuckets vetoed the idea because of some issues wrt "air flow" outside.

I understand that the brewery, Shepherd Neame, are taking issue with this nonsense!


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Wednesday, April 07, 2021

Nanny's Covid Passport Dilemma


 

Nanny has got herself into a wee bit of a muddle over Covid passports.

Whilst it is clear that for international travel there will be a need for something, it is far from clear as to whether they are needed (or indeed are practical) for ordinary domestic activities eg shopping/going to the pubs.

A theoretical case can be made for domestic use, if other restrictions (eg masks and social distancing) are removed. However, it is far from clear that Nanny wants those restrictions removed.

Even if the restrictions are removed, in exchange for a covid passport, there are ethical and practical problems eg:

-should people's medical history (even part of it) be made public?

-is it technically possible for passports to be created?

-what additional costs will be incurred for shops/pubs etc in manning the entrances to stop non passport holders gaining entrance?

The list can be added to.

I suspect that as the cases go down, and the complexity/costs of the passports becomes clearer, Nanny will gently kick the idea into the long grass and only revisit it if there is a surge in the winter.


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Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Educashun!

 

The state of these feckless fuckers!

The Nanny state has produced this self entitled pea brained waste of space.

Our tax £'s well spent!


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Friday, March 26, 2021

The Right To Teach Defended by Jenrick But Not Williamson (Yet)


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Thursday, March 25, 2021

Two Tier Pubs?

 

It's an interesting idea.

However, given that most under 40's will not have a jab for a while, is is practical?


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Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Georgian Architecture is Offensive!



Nanny is plumbing new depths in her stupidity.

Step forward Sadiq Khan’s Housing Design Advocate Dinah Bornat, who apparently spent her Sunday morning complaining that Georgian style architecture is starting to look “offensive” because it “harks back to oppression” and “colonialism“. 

Responding to a picture of a charming new Georgian style house Bornat slammed the style in a series of bizarre tweets. Guido has compiled a selection:

“The fortress style/display of wealth resonates through time. I wonder is it starting to resonate just a little too much for a lot of us? Imperialism starting to look, well, offensive? Just a thought.”

“I’m talking about offence caused by colonialism. Which arguably goes beyond offence.”

“I’m concerned that this replica approach learns nothing and stifles cultural debate. Going so far as to define it as ‘beauty’ is politically troubling. If beauty harks back to oppression we are on very dangerous ground.”

When asked “The oppression of the Romans? I can’t tell if you’re joking“, Bornat replied:

“I was actually talking about the Georgians and colonialism. But their style harks back to the Romans of course.”

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Monday, March 22, 2021

Poppycock!


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Thursday, March 18, 2021

Brighton Nanny To Ban BBQs


 

Sadly for Brighton, it is currently in the clutches of the Green Party fanatics.

As such the city has to endure the Green's plan for it to become carbon neutral by 2030.

Step forward Brighton Nanny with a new plan which sets the direction for action on climate change by Brighton and Hove City Council to “accelerate the city’s transition to carbon neutrality by 2030”.

The Argus reports that included within it were proposals to invest in walking and cycling, replace street lighting with LEDs and a BBQ ban across parks and beaches.

The report proposed that “subject to consultation” the council would “end the use of single use BBQs on the beach and in parks and open spaces”. 

Ban fun, ban tourists, shut the city......why not? That will ensure carbon neutrality!


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Friday, March 12, 2021

Nanny Drakeford's Curfew Idiocy

 


Yesterday Baroness Jones of the Green party suggested that a 6pm curfew for men might be a good means to stem the daily violent attacks/rapes and murders on the streets of Britain.

This was, I assume, a tongue in cheek means of highlighting the fact that the bog standard advice to women is don't go out after dark.

Hat tip to the Baroness, it was a rather clever way of highlighting the problems that women face wrt them being made to feel guilty (for having the temerity to want to walk safely on the streets after dark) for the crimes of thugs and bastards.

Unfortunately, aside from the media and their dog whistle knee jerk headlines, Welsh Nanny in the shape of Drakeford in his ill fitting suit took the Baroness at face value.

Thus it is reported today that Welsh Nanny would consider bringing in local curfews for men to make women feel safer on the streets at night.

Okay, here for Drakeford and other idiots is why this won't work:

- it is wrong to punish the majority for the actions of the minority.

- the thugs who attack people on the streets won't obey the curfew.

- the thugs will attack people before curfew.

- many men work night shifts.

- thugs and criminals will simply identify as women, and therefore will claim they are not bound by the curfew.

If you want to reduce the level of street violence/attacks on both men and women you need to do the following:

- increase the number of police patrols

- increase the length of prison terms for convictions

- thoroughly investigate complaints of attacks/attempted attacks

- increase stop and search for offensive weapons

- improve public lighting/CCTV etc 

Curfews are bollocks!

 
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Thursday, March 11, 2021

Nanny Steals Fat Children From Parents

 

It would seem that allowing your children to become fat, is now deemed to be child abuse by Nanny.

The Argus reports that two teenage children from Sussex have been taken from the care of their parents after council social services staff told a family court judge of concerns about their weight.

Judge Gillian Ellis ruled the youngsters should go into long-term foster care - and described the case as "very sad and unusual".

West Sussex County Council has responsibility for the children's welfare and previously provided Fitbits and paid for gym memberships for the pair.

The family has also been involved with Weight Watchers.

But Judge Ellis said that, months after family court proceedings began, there had been no reduction in the children's weight.

The judge said the children's parents had not seemed to understand "the seriousness" of concerns raised by social services staff and had failed to "set boundaries" or "promote healthy eating and exercise".

She said the children needed the chance to "learn ways of living more healthily" and to "improve their health by losing weight".

Detail of the case emerged in a ruling by Judge Ellis published online on Wednesday.

The judge had considered evidence at a private family court hearing in Sussex late in 2020.

She said the family could not be identified in media reports of the case.

Judge Ellis said West Sussex County Council was the local authority involved.

The judge said there were also concerns about poor home conditions and a lack of guidance on personal care.

"Everyone agrees that this is a very sad and unusual case, of a loving family, where the parents meet many of the basic needs of the children, but the local authority has been concerned that the parents are not meeting the children's health needs, in that both children are severely overweight, and the parents have shown an inability to help the children manage this condition.

The case was such an unusual one because the children had clearly had some very good parenting, as they were polite, bright, and engaging." 

The parents did not seem to understand the seriousness of the local authority concerns.

They failed to set boundaries for the children, or to promote healthy eating and exercise."

The children had failed to engage consistently in exercise despite the local authority providing Fitbits and paying for gym memberships.

The children were supposed to provide recordings from their Fitbits but this had not been done.

The mother blamed lockdown for the inability to exercise but exercise could still be taken in the home or by walking outside.

The attendance of the family at Weight Watchers had been inconsistent." 

This doesn't seem to right to me at all!

 

 


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Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Recollections May Vary - Meanwhile Back in 2019


Someone had better tell Oprah!


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Tuesday, March 09, 2021

At Last - Common Sense!

 


SAGE Chair Sir Patrick Vallance has dismissed the idea of completely eliminating covid as impossible:

“I do not think that ‘Zero Covid’ is possible. I think there is nothing to suggest that this virus will go away, at least in any time soon, it’s going to be there circulating, it may be a winter virus that comes back over winters with increasing infection rates during that period.

I don’t think that Zero Covid is possible and I think it’s going to be very difficult for any country to maintain complete absence of this long term because at some point countries have to open up borders.”


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Monday, March 08, 2021

PHE Spreading The Fear


 

Susan Hopkins of PHE, insists we are in for a tough winter, as our immunity to other viruses could have fallen, after a year with no flu and norovirus. 

That is exactly what happens when you stop people interacting with each other; ie lockdowns compromise our immunity systems.

A very cogent argument against lockdowns!

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Thursday, March 04, 2021

Toxic, Macho, Out of Touch? - But it's " Saviour of 'is Country " When the Guns Begin to Shoot


Channel 4 can, quite rightly,  hire and fire who they like.

They and others are free to despise him, and people like him, for representing everything that they claim to hate.

However, be under no illusions, they will be the first to beg for help from him and his comrades if, god forbid, we are ever in need of his services!

I WENT into a public 'ouse to get a pint o' beer,
The publican 'e up an' sez, " We serve no red-coats here."
The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:
O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' " Tommy, go away " ;
But it's " Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play
The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
O it's " Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play.

I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;
They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,
But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls!
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' " Tommy, wait outside ";
But it's " Special train for Atkins " when the trooper's on the tide
The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide,
O it's " Special train for Atkins " when the trooper's on the tide.

Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap.
An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit
Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.
Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an` Tommy, 'ow's yer soul? "
But it's " Thin red line of 'eroes " when the drums begin to roll
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it's " Thin red line of 'eroes, " when the drums begin to roll.

We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints,
Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints;
While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an` Tommy, fall be'ind,"
But it's " Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind
There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,
O it's " Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind.

You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires, an' all:
We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace.
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an` Chuck him out, the brute! "
But it's " Saviour of 'is country " when the guns begin to shoot;
An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;
An 'Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees!

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Wednesday, March 03, 2021

Commander Data's Censorious Attitude II - The Revenge of The Faecesbots


 

Back in January I wrote about Commander Data's censorious attitude, and his banning of one of my posts:

"Commander Data has gotten rather a bee in his bonnet over what people post on Faecesbook (his personal social media network) and duly banned Trump the other day for life.

Not content with banning those in the public eye, Data has set his android eyes on ordinary people. Imagine my surprise to be confronted with a threat of having my Faecesbook account restricted on Saturday."

Here we are in March, and one of Commander Data's Faecesbots has yet again taken exception to something I posted, and gave me a 30 day ban from posting and commenting.

 

May be an image of text that says "19:56 X 31% You can't post or comment for 30 days This is because your previous posts didn't follow our Community Standards. No one else can see these posts. 2 Mar Your post goes against our SSORS BEALP Community Standards on dangerous individuals and organisations 2 Mar Your post goes against our SSORS BEALPA Community Standards on dangerous individuals and organisations"

I duly complained, and blinkey, blonky, blimey the bot apologised an reinstated me.

May be an image of 2 people and text that says "20:04 29% Support message … f Today at 19:59 Reviewed Your post is back on Facebook We're sorry that we got this wrong. We reviewed your post again and it does follow our Community Standards. We appreciate you taking the time to request a review. Your feedback helps us do better. Today at 19:52 You disagreed with the decision Thanks for your feedback. We use it to make improvements on future decisions. f Today at 19:48 About your post No one else can see your post. Ken Frost added a new photo." 

May be an image of 2 people and text that says "20:04 29% … Support message We appreciate you taking the time to request a review. Your feedback helps us do better. Today at 19:52 You disagreed with the decision Thanks for your feedback. We use it to make improvements on future decisions. Today at 19:48 About your post No one else can see your post. Ken Frost added a new photo. 8 May 2020 SCISSORS BEALPA"

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All very well and tedious, but the post that the Faecesbot was complaining about was posted in May 2020!

Is Commander Data having some sort of mental breakdown?


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Friday, February 26, 2021

No Vaccine Passports for Pubs

Hold him to his word!


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Thursday, February 25, 2021

Schools Can't Force Children To Wear Masks

As per the Telegraph:

"Children are not under any obligation to wear face masks, the Government said on Wednesday night, telling schools not to send pupils home if they refuse to wear one. "


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Tuesday, February 23, 2021

"Horrified" is Doing a Lot of Lifting Here!


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Monday, February 22, 2021

Merseyside Police Don't Know The Law


 

 

 

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Nanny Bans Raleigh, Nelson and Drake

 


Howden Junior School, in East Yorkshire, has ditched the house names of Sir Walter Raleigh, Admiral Nelson and Francis Drake and the school's student council has voted on the following replacements:

-Greta Thunberg 

-Marcus Rashford

-Amanda Gorman

-Malala Yousafzai.

The school can call its houses what it likes. However, what is rather telling is the headmaster's comment about the pupils' knowledge of the banned historical figures.

As per The Mail:

"The headteacher goes on to explain that the school had no 'tangible reason' to keep the historical names and that none of the pupils knew who they were as they were not part of the curriculum."

Maybe this shouldn't come as too much of a surprise given that in the last Ofsted inspection, the school was given a "requires improvement" rating:

“Provision for history (...) especially requires improvement”

 
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Thursday, February 18, 2021

Facebook Forbids Faggots


 

As loyal readers know, I have had run ins with the censorious attitude of Facebook and its boss Commander Data in the past; eg in January when it banned one of my posts.

Therefore my sympathies to the humble faggot lovers, who simply wanted to have a chat about their favourite dish.

Sadly, Facebook has chosen to forbid them to discuss it. 


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Wednesday, February 17, 2021

The Great Unlocking - Prediction

It will be utter shite, and a complete damp squid!


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Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Nanny's 50 Page Roadmap - Drawn Up by 100 Bureaucrats

 


Whilst things appear to be looking up (if we ignore the rumour mongering in the media about when lockdown will really end), I nevertheless have some feelings of unease.

Apparently the draft version of Boris Johnson’s roadmap out of lockdown is more than 50 pages long and has been drawn up by 100 bureaucrats.

I would have more confidence in this if I could be assured that the bureaucrats had some "real world" experience, outside of the civil service/Westminster bubble.

To compound my feelings of unease, Peston and his ilk are pushing hard for domestic vaccine passports.

Beware the dead hand of bureaucracy and journalists pushing their own agenda!

 
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Monday, February 15, 2021

Nanny's Three Shell Game


 

Depending on which media organisation you follow, Nanny will reopen the pubs and restaurants in:

- April, outside dining/drinking only

- April, fully open

- June or August

- At some undisclosed date but only for those with a vaccine passport

Does this seem a bit confusing?

Well, yes it is!

Is the confusion deliberate, or just an example of incompetence?

Both, but leaning towards deliberate.

For you see children, Nanny is testing the water to gauge our reactions and also softening us up to ensure that whatever roadmap she announces on the 22nd will seem reasonable.

This means that for the next seven days, the media will bombard us with "leaks" and "speculation" which will help no one and increase many people's stress levels. As such, it is advisable to ignore the noise and wait for the 22nd.


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Friday, February 12, 2021

Stay Apart Forever!


 

Come the onset of winter we will then be told that restrictions will be in place until Spring 2022!

When the public inquiry into this starts, aside from politicians, SAGE and the NHS being put in the dock, the media need to be hauled up before it to account for the damage they have done by spreading stories based on unattributed leaks and the opinions of rogue "experts "!

 
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Thursday, February 11, 2021

Nanny's Self Inflicted #HolidayGate


 

Nanny has got herself into a right old tangle over the media's insistence that we should be told now if we can go on holiday in the summer.

The answer to the media's obsessive questioning about holidays is really rather simple, all Nanny has to say is the following:

1 We don't know yet.

2 If you book, then make sure you book a venue/means of getting there that has a full cancellation and refund policy.

3 Take personal responsibility for any holiday decisions you make.

Simples!


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Tuesday, February 09, 2021

Seaford School Bans Churchill


 

Seaford Head School in Seaford has removed Churchill and JK Rowling from the names of school houses after students questioned whether these figures "represent the school's core values".

A letter to parents, students and guardians said that war-time Prime Minister Winston Churchill was "a figure who promoted racism and inequality, unfairly imprisoning and torturing many".

It added that students did not feel Harry Potter author JK Rowling was a a suitable representative, because of her recent words about the trans community.

The letter, addressed from the school's students, is quoted by the Argus

"Churchill could be considered an important historical figure. However, we are now more aware that Churchill was a figure who promoted racism and inequality, unfairly imprisoning and torturing many."

"Could be considered.."!

The article doesn't mention who was eligible to vote, the turnout and whether a balanced discussion was held before the vote.

Sanitising history and saving modern day sensitive feelings, to avoid the unpleasant reality that human beings have both positive and negative traits will end in tears.