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Friday, June 27, 2014

The Dangers of Stone Vaginas

Now why oh why didn't Nanny warn this plonker about the dangers of wedging himself into a stone vagina?

The BBC reports that a man has had to be rescued by firefighters in Germany after becoming stuck inside a stone vagina.

The man, who is said to be an American exchange student, got wedged in the statue at Tubingen University.

Five emergency service vehicles and 22 firemen had to help free the man.

No matter how many rules and regulations Nanny creates, when it comes down to it she cannot legislate against stupidity!

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  1. Shouldn't there have been a mid wife in attendance?

  2. What I'm wondering is how much tax money went into the "Arts grant' that most certainly funded a "stone vagina".

  3. Sunex Amues12:01 PM

    'Stone Vagina' - sounds as if it should be topping the bill at Glastonbury.

  4. Sunex Amures12:03 PM

    'Stone Vagina' - sounds as if it should be appearing at Glastonbury.