Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Monday, June 15, 2015

Do You Have Tight Nuts or a Rusty Tool?

You just don't see adverts like this anymore!

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. Anonymous1:07 AM

    A joke :)

  2. The image on the Mr Muscle bottle is the sp(l)itting image of a work colleague. I got so sick of staring at it whilst sat on the loo I replaced the instructions on the back with something more lurid.

    Some organisations have no sense of humour!