Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, May 09, 2019

Free Bike Rides For Fat People

This will achieve what exactly?

Walking is free, and less dangerous than biking on a busy road, can those that Nanny classify as "fat" simply be prescribed a walk in the park?

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. They're gonna need bigger bikes...

  2. Would have been a free car but for those savage Tory cuts.