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Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Cauliflowers Are No Laughing Matter!

Kudos and sympathies to Swedish comedian Olaf Falafel, who has won Dave's "Funniest Joke of The Fringe" award at the Edinburgh Festival with the niche culinary pun.

He took the title with the gag:
"I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets".
It is from Falafel's show It's One Giant Leek For Mankind at the Pear Tree (a pub I used to imbibe in regularly when I was a student there in the early 1980's).

Sympathies though to Mr Falafel, who fell foul of the charity Tourettes Action which said the joke was not funny and had received calls to its helpline with people complaining about the gag.

They want him to apologise.

Proof, if ever it were needed, that humour will always offend someone.

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  1. PC humour bypass,this country used to be free,not anymore. Everyone has to be serious all the time. What a way to run a country.

  2. Anonymous9:48 AM

    At least when he tells them to F*** off when asked to apologise they'll understand ?