Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
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Monday, August 24, 2020

Brighton Nanny Bans Number 2


Peak Covid fuckwittery has hit Brighton (no surprises there) as a Brighton cafe has banned people having a "number 2" in their bathroom.

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  1. Infantile too, as surely only parents with young children say poo or poop.
    If in Brighton, home of snowflakery & fuckwittery, buy a fake turd at the joke shop and leave it on the floor in this 'NPP'!

  2. Silly policy aside, I never poop on someone eleses toilet. Just can't do it...