Nanny Bans Piano

The piano is cordoned off and has two guards "protecting" it. Apparently, it's undergoing "maintenance".

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Nanny Bans Brighton Station Piano

In February of this year I wrote a cynical piece about a proposal by Peter Kyle (prospective Labour candidate for Hove) to install a piano in Brighton station.

I noted that commuters would be better pleased with an improvement to services etc.

However, time moved on and a piano was indeed installed. I was proved wrong and commuters, it seems, really rather enjoyed tinkling the ivories etc.

Sadly Nanny, in the shape of Brighton station bosses, has now decided that the piano isn't quite right.

For why?

#Brighton station bosses say the public piano will have to be moved because its too noisy
— BBC Sussex (@BBCSussex) August 22, 2014

This I find to be rather odd because it's a farking railway station in one of Britain's leading seaside resorts, does Nanny not know that the station is rather farking noisy anyway?

Methinks the decision is more to do with the crap, and widely ridiculed, queuing system that was created when new ticket machines were installed.

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