Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, March 29, 2018

Food Safety Hysteria Nonsense

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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Energy Performance Certificates - An Utter Waste of Money!



Nanny requires that when a house if built, sold or rented that the hapless owner obtain and pay for an Energy Performance Certificate (EPC). They are hangover from the much derided, and utterly useless, HIPs that Nanny abolished after everyone told her they were bollocks.

Anyhoo, re EPCs, as per The Home Owners Alliance:
"EPCs should not be taken too seriously – the assessment doesn’t take into account how many people live in the property and assessors don’t have access to energy bills.

How thorough is the energy assessment?

  • Assessors are not allowed to be invasive when carrying out a survey. That means, for example, that he or she can’t drill into the walls or ceilings to establish the condition of insulation or even whether the building is insulated at all.
  • Because of this, assessors often have to either assume the worst or go by whatever the property holder tells them."

As far as I can see they are of no use to man nor beast, but do generate a nice little earner for those selling them!

Please feel free to disabuse me of my view!

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Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Bright Pupils Do Better Than Less Bright Pupils!


Academics at Durham University have conducted a study that concludes that grammar schools perform no better than non-selective state schools, once their pupils' higher ability and wealth is taken into account.

I will let you ponder that for a minute or so, before I say what I think.

Seemingly the "apparent success" of these wholly selective schools was down to their brighter and more advantaged pupils.

Well, think about that, of course those pupils who are brighter and more motivated will do better!

The BBC reports that the research, based on the detailed results of nearly 550,000 pupils, suggests once the ability and social background of pupils is taken into account, grammar schools are no more or less effective than other schools.

The research not only looked at the social backgrounds of grammar pupils, but also:
  • rates of chronic poverty
  • ethnicity
  • home language
  • special educational needs
  • age in the year group
The findings suggest England's grammars take only a tiny proportion of pupils who are, or have been, eligible for free school meals.

Let me make a small, but important point, no one human being is identical to another in terms of ability, intellect, skills etc etc. Streaming of pupils (whether in public, grammar or state schools) is necessary in order to ensure that all can achieve their best.

Classes of mixed ability pupils fail, because if the teachers focus on the brightest then the slower pupils will be left behind, and if the teachers focus on the slowest then the brighter pupils will become bored and disruptive.

Streaming is necessary to give all pupils a chance to achieve their best!

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Friday, March 23, 2018

BBC Repeats Cancer UK's Lie That Obesity Causes Cancer



The BBC is now repeating Cancer UK's lie that obesity causes cancer.
"Being overweight or obese is a growing cause of cancer in the UK while cases caused by smoking are falling, according to a large study."
Obesity does NOT cause cancer, it is a risk factor.

There is a difference between a CAUSE and a RISK.

It would be nice if the PR department of Cancer UK, and the BBC journalists could grasp that difference!

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Britain Develops Miracle Nerve Agent Cure


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Thursday, March 22, 2018

Elderly Man Threatens Another Elderly Man With Violence On Twitter


Call me a cynic, but if it was anyone else wouldn't Nanny have sent the police around by now and told him Nanny doesn't like people threatening violence on Twitter?

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