Nanny has a bit of a hang up about sex, and really doesn't think that people should be doing it that often.
Therefore she has outlined plans to abolish the dirty weekend. Nanny will ban the use of aliases when checking in to hotels, this will mean the demise of Mr and Mrs Smith the ever so regular couple who stay in thousands of seaside hotels across Britain each weekend.
Nanny says that the abolition of aliases will help prevent rooms being used for the performing of sex acts for money.
Yeah right, that will work!
Nanny is also asking hotels to redesign interiors that cater for lewd and illicit acts. Changes include de-postering four-poster beds, the removal of "weekend kits" and ceiling mirrors.