Ever wondered why Nanny needs to employ over 7 million trolls in her public sector empire?
Simple, they're all shagging and fighting each other!
It turns out that Nanny's minions in the Rural Payments Agency (RPA) Newcastle have been caught indulging in rumpy pumpy in toilets, during office hours (who does that remind you of?), and of wandering around naked.
One person has already been sacked, and officials have begun an investigation.
Aside from the obvious, what I find most alarming about this is that these morons allowed themselves to be caught on CCTV. What does this say about the quality of intellect of the people that Nanny hires to work for her (oh sorry I mean us...we do of course pay these people's wages!)?
Seemingly, staff have been caught leaping naked from filing cabinets, having sex in office toilets, holding break-dancing competitions during working hours and fighting in a reception area.
The RPA claim that their mission is to:
"be a customer focused organisation delivering high quality services,
including processing payments and receipts,
conducting inspections and recording animal identification,
to government and the rural community."
Much like most other people in Nanny's ever growing empire, they don't give a toss for the public (ie the people who pay their wages). This attitude comes from the very top.
Maybe, given the seemingly endemic "take the piss" culture in the public sector, I have been too hard on the Smooth Talking Bar Steward?
Seemingly he was, after all, only following normal custom and practice within the public sector.