If there's no post on Monday, we'll know that you've succumbed to your irresponsible and life-threatening behavior (i.e. having three, four, or possibly even five drinks in a single evening).
We'll notify Nanny to send someone around to check on your status, and make whatever "permanent" arrangments may be necessary.
Dear Ken,
ReplyDeleteIf there's no post on Monday, we'll know that you've succumbed to your irresponsible and life-threatening behavior (i.e. having three, four, or possibly even five drinks in a single evening).
We'll notify Nanny to send someone around to check on your status, and make whatever "permanent" arrangments may be necessary.
Bon voyage,
A deeply concerned reader
Congrats, Ken.
ReplyDeleteYou look pissed.