Nanny never misses a trick to push her views onto people, and what better time than Christmas to "re educate" her subjects?
Nanny's chums in Warrington borough council have highjacked the town's Chirtsmas lights, in order to promote their "ethical" views on recycling.
The lights say:
"Recycle for Warrington"
Council leader Ian Marks is of the view that recycling is preserving the earth, and is a Christian message.
The church, who actually have some knowledge of religion, think that the idea is bollocks. They are so pissed off that they have written a spoof Christmas carol attacking the council's message.
The Bishop of Bolton, David Gillett, said:
"I am quite surprised to see the usual Christmas
greetings replaced by the slogan, Recycle for Warrington."
The diocese quoted one Warrington church-goer:
"It is a clear example of a council that
has forgotten what Christmas is about.
Christmas is not an opportunity for marketing
departments to promote council branding."
The spoof hymn reads:
"For Christmas here in Warrington,
hath this year been replaced,
with chidings of throwing all in bins,
all in bins,
with chidings of throwing all in bins."
Nanny is not the first authoritarian regime to rebrand Christmas..can you guess who did it before children?