Ooh, Tuesday is with us already and I haven't awarded my prestigious "Prat of The Week" Award yet.
I have little hesitation in awarding it to whoever it was who called in the Croydon police the other week, over a dispute about a hamburger in a McDonald's.
Seven of her Majesty's finest, with cars, swarmed into the eatery within minutes.
Some dopey female customer, clearly not using all the grey cells that nature had endowed her with, called the police after claiming someone behind her in the queue had been handed a burger which should have been hers.
The angry burgerless woman began shouting at staff, about the alleged queue jumping, and then called 999.
On receiving the call, officers swarmed McDonald's in North End, Croydon, within minutes.
She was taken outside by police, and was heard complaining:
"You don't understand, she took the burger."
Clearly well deserving the "Prat of The Week" Award, quite obviously the product of the Nanny "wipes my arse" state.
What a nation we are building!