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Friday, February 19, 2010

Nanny Bans Tickle Cock

Tickle Cock
Tee heh!

Something for the weekend my loyal readers.

Nanny's word police (ie the council) in Castleford, West Yorkshire, have come a cropper when they tried to rename Tickle Cock Bridge (a railway underpass traditionally used by courting couples to do their "courting") to "Tittle Cott Bridge".

The council erected (can I say "erected"?) a plaque bearing the new title.

Being a council they of course did not bother consulting the locals.

Quel surprise, the locals didn't like it. Castleford Area Voice for the Elderly called a public meeting which voted for a return to the old name.

The name was restored.

I raise my glass to Tickle Cock Bridge and all who canoodle under it!

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11 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:13 AM

    Excellent. I thought it particularly amusing that it was the old folks who objected most strongly!

    Good for you, old folks of Castleford. :)

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  2. Adrian10:14 AM

    Is this the first spark of the fight back to sanity in this country?

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  3. Sounds like a fun place....

    Enjoy Tickling Cock responsibly

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  4. opsimath12:51 PM

    If you're raising a glass, have a stiff one for me! I'm on the wagon at present, both ways ;( !

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  5. Dream on Adrian, the rot has set in and we're stuck with it... sadly.

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  6. Lord of Atlantis1:48 PM

    A pity the idiots working for local authorities cannot concentrate on the real issues instead of wasting their time and OUR money onthis kind of nonsense!

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  7. Captain Haddock6:48 PM

    "Eee, tha' can allus tell a Yorkshireman .. but tha' can't tell 'im much"

    Good on the people of Castleford ...

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  8. Howie8:00 PM

    If anyone cares to look at an OS map of Bolton, you will notice a small rock outcrop called "Nob End" which is a popular destination for students studying geology.
    Perhaps this can be twinned with Tickling Cock, and both councils can provide roadside signs??

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  9. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane


    Can I say that?

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  10. Lord Man delscum of rent de bois12:58 PM

    I and all my colleauges in the neu labia party heartiy endorse cock tickling. Fair cock tickling for all is our erection (Freudian slip shruely) slogan.

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  11. Anonymous9:49 AM

    Word of the day children:

    bowdlerization

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