Tuesday, February 02, 2010
I was watching the goggle box last night, and during the space of one hour I was visually assaulted four times by adverts from Nanny telling me to stop smoking and warning me that I may get mouth cancer if I drink more than 2 glasses of a wine a day.
Wrt to the latter, this is as likely as a piano falling on my head. Nanny has gathered together all the possible things that people tend to die of, and blamed them on drink.
Why is she wasting vast sums of our money on lecturing us in this fashion?
Simple, there is an election around the corner and she needs to look busy. She does not give a flying fig for the scientific accuracy or not of these daft sermons, she only cares about looking busy.
Still, at least these monumental wastes of money keep some members of the "beloved" advertising industry in work!
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
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Celebrate the joy of living with booze. Click and drink!
Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Toys, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries