I was hugely gemused to read recently the a staggering one in five Britons now claims to have a food allergy or intolerance.
That is an increase of 400% in the past 20 years.
Has our gene pool been so damaged by modern day life styles that we really are this ill?
It transpires that these food allergies are in the main:
Research conducted by Portsmouth University has shown that of those people claiming to have an allergy or intolerance, only 2% cent actually did.
In other words, 98% of people who claim to have allergies are talking bollocks.
Why has this come about?
1 Supermarkets and Z list "celebs" push over priced crapola, that they claim offers wonderful health benefits.
2 The Nanny state has created a generation of selfish, self obsessed, fearful people who think that they, or their over spoiled kids, are ill.
Unless your head swells up to the size of a pumpkin, and you turn green, then I humbly submit that eating a good variety of food and drinking a good variety of drinks will not kill you.
In fact it will make you feel on top of the world.
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