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Friday, August 24, 2012

Anus Horribilis

Oh dear I see much huffing, puffing and moralising shite being expounded by various commentators and the media over the "outrage" of the pictures of a young man partying in his hotel room in Vegas.

Whatever happened to the strict code of "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"?

Why oh why are people so shocked that a young man, who was partying, ends up without any clothes embracing a naked lady in a hotel room?

Go to any British town (or Spanish party town) on a busy night, and you will see the streets awash with drunken youths (male and female) baring their arses, boobs and a lot more; all of which will be captured on mobile phones and posted on YouWank the next day. At least the young man in the photo was in the "privacy" of his own room.

Men and women have been getting smashed and naked for millennia, this young man is hardly the first to do this and most certainly won't be the last.

Kudos to Boris Johnson for his most sensible observation:
"I think it'd be disgraceful if a chap wasn't allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas. The real scandal would be if you went all the way to Las Vegas and you didn't misbehave in some trivial way."
As a country we really do seem to be incredibly anal about these things..sheesh!

That being said, whoever took the pictures and sold them is a real c**t!

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  1. Toy Trumpet11:46 AM

    Hear hear! Personally, I am more morally outraged that people felt the need to "leak" these pictures and publish them than about the content of the pictures.

    When will people learn that "This is in the public interest" and "This interests the public" are not interchangeable sentences!

  2. Anonymous12:15 PM

    I don't know about the pictures being on YouWank, I would have thought they they would be on the website
    One thing is for sure. Having seen Prince Harry's ginger bollocks I shall never eat a scotch egg again.

  3. "Envy tends to be the true force behind moral indignation." -- Nicolás Gómez Dávila

  4. In addition, he also happened to be an off-duty soldier. I'm no royalist, but....young, single, highly eligible off-duty soldier takes his kit off at party in privacy of his own hotel room...mweh.

    1. Anonymous9:48 AM

      he's got lovely tits