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Thursday, August 02, 2012

German Nanny Kyboshed

As loyal readers know, I occasionally feature Nanny stories from outwith the UK. Thus I present to you an amusing story that I read today about how German Nanny was well and truly kyboshed.

Horse owners near Doellstaedt were denied a permit to build a shading shelter for their horses by Deutsche Nanny. 

Therefore they decided to be creative and built a gigantic wooden table and two chairs instead.


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  1. Reminds me of the shark stuck in the roof of a house. Someone else who thought outside of the box about what planning allows. Or rather doesn't disallow.

  2. Local housing estate was built (on agricultural land) with a couple of 'gaps' so roads could be added later for dwellings to be built on neighbouring fields - part of same dairy farm.

    Residents said "Oh Dreary Dreary me NO - that is farmland - and we have a right to have a farm next door."
    Farmer said - 'OK' - and that he would build a calf-weaning unit there instead.
    Neighbours - "Oh Dreary Dreary me NO - this is a residential area - we have a right not have smelly animals next door."