Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, February 01, 2013

Nanny Bans Bush Trimming

I was more than a little gemused to read that Nanny, apparently, has started to lose her grip on reality (if she ever had one).

I draw this conclusion based on the absurd and insane treatment by Nanny's chums from Sheffield Council of Tracey Smith, who was dismissed last year from her teaching position at Aldine House (a secure unit for problem youths).

Why was Ms Smith dismissed?

She had pruned a bush without conducting a risk assessment!

However, Ms Smith has been vindicated and has been awarded £70,000 compensation (the maximum possible) after successfully arguing her career had been left in ruins following her unfair dismissal.

Incidentally, and I never knew this, Nanny operates something called a "Dismissed Persons Register" (upon which Ms Smith's name was added).

A spokesman for Sheffield Council is quoted by the Telegraph:
We note the result of the tribunal and we are looking into appealing the decision. 

It would be inappropriate for us to comment further than this at this time.” 
Nanny really hates to lose!

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  1. Anonymous1:33 PM

    don't ya just lurve deese folke??

    almosy as good a kensington & chelsea who are to get rid of rubbish bins because they collect ... errr ... rubbish!!

  2. Tonk.3:00 PM

    I wonder what the real difference is between keeping a list of blacklisted workers: something Nanny is trying to stop at the moment and keeping a list of dismissed workers: something nanny is doing at the moment.....More don't do as we do, do as we say from Nanny.

    I understand that Nanny keeps many lists of people in her databases and this list of dismissed persons appears to be another.

  3. Lord of Atlantis3:45 PM

    "Incidentally, and I never knew this, Nanny operates something called a "Dismissed Persons Register" (upon which Ms Smith's name was added)."

    Welcome to 1984, Ken, er, Citizen Frost!