Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Croydon London Wanking Capital
I am ungemused to read that Nanny's chums from the council my old hometown (and place of my birth) Croydon (today named as Wanking Capital of London) is redoubling its efforts to extort money from the hapless local residents, by employing Xfor a private security firm (made up of ex squaddies) who will act as "street enforcement officers" anbd impose £80 fines on anyone dropping litter etc.
Now here's the catch, Xfor are accountable to no one and receive £45 for every £80 fine imposed.
Can you see the incentive for them to whack the residents of Croydon with as many fines as possible?
It's known as the "corruption of punishment", whereby the state is incentivised to levy as many fines as possible in order to increase its revenue stream.
Inside Croydon reports that neighbouring Bromley hired Xfor, and saw a the number of on the spot fines increase from 4 to 618 in a year!
Councils are the enemies of the people and Croydon, under the ruling Tory council there, is most certainly London's wanking capital!
Have some sympathy for my poor old mum., who still lives there!
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