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Monday, February 04, 2013

Bin Brother - The Twats From Merton!

In a move that proves Nanny has lost all sense of reality and is drunk with power, Merton Council intends to impose restrictions on when its taxpayers are allowed to place their rubbish out on the street for collection by the binmen.

Now, in theory, this is not unreasonable as a sensible "window" for rubbish placement will ensure that the streets are not awash with rubbish 24/7. Unfortunately, Nanny's chums from Merton Council have lost their collective minds.

The proposed "windows" for rubbish placement are either 17:00-18:00 (when most people are still at work) or 05:00-06:00 (when most people are still in bed). The collections will then take place immediately after the closure of each "window".


Needless to say, those hapless residents who fail to comply with the diktat from Merton Council will be fined.
Ker Farking Ching!
The council is quoted by the Telegraph:
"Merton Council's drive to keep the borough's streets clean is taking another positive step with proposals to introduce a time-specific waste collection scheme in Wimbledon."
Councils are the enemies of the people!

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  1. Anonymous11:04 AM

    If the people of Merton are to get up so early to have their rubbish collected then I have another proposal for them.
    Shred everything that can trace your rubbish back to you, bag up the whole lot and in the dead of night dump the fucking lot outside of your local council’s offices.

    1. Anonymous4:20 PM

      And preferably rip the bag open before dumping it outside said offices so the cretins have to clear it all up!

  2. "Time-specific waste collection scheme"

    We can assume (can we not?) that any failure of the council and their contractors to collect at the specified time, will be an automatic breach of contract, resulting in a refund of the portion of council tax applicable...

    Nurse! - I need more medication!

  3. I do wonder if those that like to call themselves officers, when they enter employment with Nanny, are required to take two courses;

    1) How to speak in Nanny meaningless phrases and management speak.

    2) How to completely ignore commonsense.

    A well deserving award.

  4. Anonymous9:48 PM

    This is typical council fuckwit thinking.

    Merton will have to employ people to patrol the streets to ensure that people do not leave their rubbish out at the wrong times.
    Instead of doing this, why not employ the same people to pick up the fucking rubbish in the first place?