Loyal readers are well familiar with feeling that there are some in this country who will not function, even at the most basic level, without Nanny holding their hand and wiping their arse.
Well, be careful what you say for it has become fact!
A recent survey carried out by Education and Resources for Improving Childhood Continence and The Association of Teachers and Lecturers (ATL), an interesting combination of bodies!, found that there is a worrying increase in the number of children who are still in nappies when they start primary school.
Teachers find their lessons increasingly disrupted by having to "clear up accidents".
For why?
It seems that some parents now believe that it is the state's role (ie schools) to provide toilet training!
Some schools have even been forced to put on parent workshops to help with toilet training.
It is important to note that these findings do not relate to children who are ill, or who have special needs. They relate solely to the fit, able bodied and well (mentally and physically).
Ye gods!
Even the most primitive and slow witted of life forms on this planet manage to train their offspring wrt toilet matters (eg a cat uses a tray, a dog uses the neighbour's garden, a rat uses the local KFC etc).
How is it that the most "intelligent" life form on the planet now cannot even manage to do that?
Now myth has become truth, Nanny really does wipe your arse!
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