Dogs and Allotments Are Racist!

 

Welsh Nanny (aka the Welsh Labour devolved government) has her knickers in a twist over dogs and allotments.

Apparently they are racist!

Unsurprisngly the Welsh Labour Government's recent proposals to make the countryside "less racist" have sparked widespread ridicule and outrage. These plans, which include creating dog-free zones in rural areas, have been criticised as nonsensical and out of touch with the real needs of the countryside.

Dog-Free Zones: A Virtue-Signalling Farce

One of the most baffling aspects of the Welsh Labour Government's plan is the recommendation to ban dogs from parts of the countryside. This proposal, driven by environmental groups and included in the government's anti-racist agenda, has been met with incredulity. The idea that banning dogs will somehow combat racism is not only absurd but also ignores the practical realities of rural life.

Don't even get me started on the allotments (seemingly too many white women have allotments).

Unsurprisingly, these plans have been met with a strong backlash from the public and opposition parties. Critics have labeled the proposals as "outdated virtue signalling nonsense" and accused the government of being out of touch with the needs of rural communities.

The most worrying aspect of this is the fact that Starmer has said on more than one ocassion that he regards the Welsh Labour government as the blue print for the UK Labour government!

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Guardian Staff Infected With TDS

As per Guido, the Guardian is having a mental breakdown over the lection of Trump. Viner, the editor, has written the following to her colleagues:

"I know the result has been very upsetting for many colleagues. Our US teams in particular have covered the election with brilliant reporting; they have done it with great commitment and focus, serving readers in America and across the world.

They will be most directly affected by the result. If you’re not in the US, do contact your American colleagues to offer your support.

It’s upsetting for many others, too. If you want to talk about it, your manager and members of the leadership team are all available, as the People team. There is also free access to free support services, which I’ve outlined at the end of this email.”

Suffice to say, the Guardian wouldn't have this problem if it hired adults who weren't mentally ill!

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Esther Rantzen Commands You To Die!

 

Celebrities now dictate government policy!

Do you trust the NHS not to kill you or your loved ones in order to free up beds?

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Welby Apologises For Being Born

 

The complete melt Welby has managed to sink to even lower depths, by apologising for being born.

🗣 “I am deeply sorry for these links”

The Archbishop of Canterbury said his father was the great-great grandson of Sir Anthony Montague Browne, who enslaved people on a plantation in Jamaica https://t.co/lAVyFZ0LSY

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) October 22, 2024

Given that his tenure as Archbishop of Canterbury has been worse than worthless, his apology is too little too late!
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Nanny's Blue Nose Bollocks Stopped!

 

A secondary school planned to turn its heating off as part of a “Blue Nose Day” event to teach pupils about climate change.

Wolsingham School, a co-educational academy in Co Durham, had organised for the stunt to take place on Friday to reduce its carbon footprint and raise awareness about “the importance of being more sustainable”.

Parents received a letter earlier this week informing them of plans to turn the heating off throughout the school day on “Blue Nose Day”, with pupils advised to wear jumpers and extra layers to keep warm.

However, Wolsingham School wrote to parents on Tuesday announcing that the event had been called off after staff raised some concerns.

In a letter seen by The Telegraph, the school said that “after careful consideration and speaking to several parents regarding their concerns, the Blue Nose Day scheduled for Friday 18 October 2024 will now not go ahead as planned”.

In one sense it might have been amusing to allow this virtue signalling bollocks to go ahead, as it would give pupils and staff a foretaste of what will be happening on a regular basis as Miliband continues with his ongoing destruction of our energy infrastructure!

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Nanny To Experiment On The Obese Unemployed

 

Under a plan by Nanny, obese unemployed people are going to be given the 'king kong' of weight loss jabs to get them back to work. 

Whatever happened to good old fashioned diet and exercise?

The experiments will last for 5 years.

I wonder what experiments Nanny will conduct on the thin unemployed?

 
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