Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Tuesday, October 15, 2024

Nanny To Experiment On The Obese Unemployed


 

Under a plan by Nanny, obese unemployed people are going to be given the 'king kong' of weight loss jabs to get them back to work. 

Whatever happened to good old fashioned diet and exercise?

The experiments will last for 5 years.

I wonder what experiments Nanny will conduct on the thin unemployed?

 
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Monday, October 14, 2024

Christians Trigger Nanny

 


The University of Nottingham, for reasons best known to itself, is shit scared of Christians.

As such, it has placed a trigger warning on Chaucer's Canterbury Tales because it contains elements of the Christian faith!


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Friday, October 11, 2024

Nanny Bans Robin Hood

Nanny in the shape of Nottingham Council’s decision to remove Robin Hood from the city logo is a baffling and misguided move that has left many residents and admirers of the legendary folk hero outraged. This decision not only erases a significant part of Nottingham’s cultural heritage but also undermines the city’s identity and historical significance.

Robin Hood is more than just a character from folklore; he is a symbol of Nottingham’s rich history and its enduring spirit of resistance and justice. By removing him from the city logo, Nottingham Council is effectively severing a vital link to the past and alienating a community that takes pride in its unique heritage.

The council’s justification for this change, citing a need for a more “inclusive” and “modern” image (some shite squiggle), falls flat. Robin Hood’s story is one of inclusivity and standing up for the oppressed. His legend resonates with people from all walks of life, and his removal from the logo is a disservice to the very principles he represents.

Moreover, this decision appears to be a wasteful exercise in rebranding that does little to address the real issues facing the city. Instead of focusing on superficial changes, Nottingham Council should be directing its efforts towards meaningful improvements that benefit the community.

In conclusion, Nottingham Council’s decision to remove Robin Hood from the city logo is a cretinous and ill-advised move that disregards the city’s rich history and cultural significance. It’s time for the council to listen to its residents and restore the iconic symbol that truly represents Nottingham.


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Wednesday, October 09, 2024

Climate Change Cult Goes Batshit Crazy - Meat Patches!

All of this is demented bollocks!

By happenstance, here is a photo of Bioeticist (made up profession) Liao eating a large steak!


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Tuesday, September 24, 2024

No Beer Keir To Fuck Up The Pub Trade

No Beer Keir is known for being thin skinned and for holding a grudge. As such it should come as no surprise at all to learn that he is still smarting from being barred from the Raven pub in 2021.

Starmer, having decreed the smoking in pub gardens is to be banned wants to further throttle the pub trade by fucking with the opening hours. The fake reason being given is to improve the nation's health and thereby protect the failed ancient dinosaur aka the NHS.

In reality No Beer just wants to destroy the pub trade.


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Friday, August 30, 2024

#TwoTierKeir's Bottom Inspectors Coming To Your Office


 

Gimmicks, instead of a route and branch overhaul of the failed NHS, will not save the NHS!


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