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Wednesday, July 02, 2025

Nanny's Free Cars for Alcoholics


 
 In a jaw-dropping display of bureaucratic negligence, the UK government’s Motability Scheme—intended to provide mobility for disabled people—has morphed into a bloated, mismanaged program that reportedly allows thousands of individuals with alcohol misuse disorders to claim taxpayer-funded cars. Yes, you read that correctly: people with alcohol problems can access a shiny new vehicle, complete with insurance, servicing, and breakdown cover, all because of their addiction. This is not just a policy misstep—it’s a slap in the face to taxpayers and a danger to public safety. Let’s tear into this outrage and expose the government’s complicity in this absurdity.The Scheme’s Broken FoundationThe Motability Scheme, at its core, is meant to help those with severe mobility impairments lease vehicles by redirecting their Personal Independence Payment (PIP) or Disability Living Allowance (DLA) mobility component—currently £75.75 per week, or £3,939 annually. Eligible recipients must qualify for the Enhanced Rate Mobility Component of PIP, awarded to those with significant physical or mental health conditions that limit their ability to move. In theory, it’s a noble idea: give disabled people independence through accessible transport. In practice, it’s become a runaway train of unchecked spending and lax oversight, costing taxpayers an eye-watering £5.3 billion annually to support over 815,000 vehicles, according to recent estimates. The scandal lies in who qualifies. According to posts on X, 6,273 individuals have been awarded PIP with Enhanced Mobility specifically for “alcohol misuse” as their primary disability. That’s right—thousands are allegedly eligible for a car because of their alcohol dependency, a condition that, in many cases, should raise red flags about their fitness to drive, not reward them with a vehicle. The government’s failure to close this loophole is nothing short of reckless.A Free Ride for Alcoholics?Let’s be clear: these aren’t “free” cars in the literal sense. Recipients trade their mobility allowance to lease vehicles, and some must pay an additional upfront cost (Advance Payment) for certain models. But the perception of a “free car” isn’t entirely wrong. The allowance is taxpayer-funded, and the scheme’s all-inclusive package—insurance, maintenance, and breakdown cover—feels like a handout when eligibility includes conditions as questionable as alcohol misuse. Worse, posts on X claim Motability doesn’t even ask whether a PIP claim relates to alcoholism. No due diligence, no questions, just a blank check for a car if you’ve got the right paperwork. This is not oversight; it’s wilful ignorance. The implications are chilling. A 2024 incident reported by Merseyside Police Traffic illustrates the danger: a brand-new Motability vehicle, less than 48 hours old, was seized after the driver was caught undertaking other vehicles while nearly twice the legal alcohol limit. If someone with an alcohol misuse disorder can so easily access a car and then drive drunk, the system is not just broken—it’s a public safety hazard. Yet, as X posts highlight, it’s apparently easier for a drunk driver to secure a Motability car than to face a lifetime driving ban. This is a policy that prioritises paperwork over accountability.The Government’s Role: Negligence or Complicity?The government’s fingerprints are all over this mess. The Department for Work and Pensions (DWP), which administers PIP, sets the eligibility criteria that feed into Motability. Yet, it has failed to tighten these criteria or mandate regular reassessments to ensure only those with genuine mobility needs qualify. A 2021 National Audit Office report revealed that 55% of Motability recipients hadn’t faced recent medical eligibility checks, allowing potentially ineligible claimants—including those with alcohol dependency—to slip through the cracks. The government’s inaction has let the scheme balloon from £1.2 billion in 2004 to £5.3 billion today, with no apparent effort to curb its scope or address abuse. 
Worse still, Motability Operations, the charity running the scheme, admitted to identifying over 35,000 cases of misuse in 2024 alone, yet “very few” of those vehicles were reclaimed. The government, which could demand stricter enforcement or clearer eligibility rules, has instead stood by as the scheme hands out cars to individuals who, in some cases, pose a clear risk on the road. Posts on X even suggest that alcoholics with criminal convictions can still access vehicles, with no meaningful checks in place. This isn’t just a failure of oversight—it’s a betrayal of public trust.The Cost to TaxpayersThe £5.3 billion annual cost of mobility allowances, whether used for Motability or not, is a staggering burden on taxpayers. While the scheme itself is funded by recipients’ benefits, those benefits come from public coffers. The government’s refusal to scrutinise who’s getting these payments—or to break down how many recipients, like those with alcohol misuse disorders, are driving cars they shouldn’t—fuels outrage. A Daily Mail report claimed Motability Operations is sitting on a £4 billion surplus, all stemming from taxpayer money funneled through PIP. If true, this suggests a system not just inefficient but profiteering off public funds while enabling questionable claims.
 
The specific cost of providing cars to the 6,273 individuals with alcohol misuse disorders is harder to pin down, as no official data isolates this group’s impact. Assuming each uses the full £3,939 annual mobility allowance, the cost could exceed £24.7 million yearly for this cohort alone. But without transparent reporting from the DWP or Motability, taxpayers are left in the dark, forced to trust a system that’s clearly not working.Why This MattersThis isn’t just about money—it’s about safety and fairness. Allowing individuals with alcohol misuse disorders to access vehicles without rigorous checks risks lives. Drunk driving remains a leading cause of road fatalities, and handing car keys to those with documented alcohol problems is like pouring fuel on a fire. Meanwhile, hardworking taxpayers foot the bill for a scheme that’s grown out of control, with one in five new cars in the UK now tied to Motability. The government’s refusal to act—whether by tightening PIP eligibility, mandating sobriety checks for drivers, or cracking down on misuse—shows a spineless disregard for both fiscal responsibility and public safety. 
Time for AccountabilityThe Motability Scheme’s original mission was to empower disabled people, not to subsidise cars for those whose conditions make them a danger on the road. The government must act now: overhaul PIP eligibility to exclude conditions like alcohol misuse unless they demonstrably impair mobility, enforce regular reassessments, and require Motability to verify that recipients are fit to drive. Transparency is non-negotiable—publish data on who’s getting these cars and why. Until then, the scheme will remain a taxpayer-funded fiasco, rewarding addiction with car keys while the government looks the other way. This isn’t just a scandal—it’s a disgrace. The UK government owes its citizens answers, reform, and a system that puts safety and accountability first. Anything less is an insult to every taxpayer and every victim of reckless driving.
 
 


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Tuesday, August 29, 2023

Scottish Nanny Kills More People With Booze Than Drugs


 

Unsurprisingly, Scottish Nanny's minimum unit pricing for booze (introduced in 2018) has led to an sharp rise in alcohol related deaths.

The latest figures from National Records of Scotland (NRS) show 1,276 people died from conditions caused by alcohol in 2022. 

Deaths from booze in Scotland now outrank deaths from drugs!

Nanny's rules kill people!


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Monday, May 22, 2023

Irish Nanny Hates Alcohol


 

Irish Nanny is set to introduce new alcohol labelling rules that will require all alcoholic beverages to carry health warnings about the risks of drinking. The new rules, which were approved by the Irish government in September 2022, will come into effect in 2026.

The labels will include three key messages:

  • Drinking alcohol causes liver disease.
  • There is a direct link between alcohol and fatal cancers.
  • Drinking alcohol during pregnancy can cause harm to the unborn baby.

The labels will also include the number of calories and grams of alcohol in each serving.

The Irish government says that the new labels are a necessary step to reduce the harmful effects of alcohol consumption. Alcohol is a major risk factor for a number of health problems, including liver disease, cancer, and heart disease. 

My sympathies to the good people of Ireland, this will not make any difference to the amount that people drink it will merely increase the costs!

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Tuesday, March 31, 2020

India Opens The Booze Taps To Conquer Coronavirus Depression


The southern Indian state of Kerala has witnessed more people who died of depression over not being able to consume alcohol than due to the coronavirus.

With the increasing number of suicide case in Kerala, after liquor shops were closed during the lockdown, State Chief Pinarayi Vijayan directed the Excise Department, which controls the sales and distribution of liquor, to provide liquor to alcoholics, with medical prescriptions.

Kerala has the highest number of alcoholics in the country with 1.6 million consuming it on a daily basis. The state government has also asked the Excise Department to provide free counselling to those with withdrawal symptoms in its de-addiction centres.

Vijayan has said the government was also considering the option of online sales of alcohol as the sudden unavailability of it could lead to social problems.

Meanwhile in Britain, the police dye a river black and ban the purchase of Easter eggs!

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Friday, February 28, 2020

Nanny Wants To Shrink Your Drink


Nanny doesn't believe that we are capable of controlling ourselves, as such she wants to do it for us.

Our old friends from Public Health England have decreed that wine glasses in restaurants should be no bigger than 250ml, to prevent binge drinking, and wants Nanny to pass the relevant legislation.

It seems that researchers from the University of Cambridge found that people who eat out in restaurants drink less when they are given a smaller glass.

In restaurants, when glass size was increased from 300ml to 370ml, wine sales increased by 7.3 per cent. Reducing the glass size to 250ml led to a drop of 9.6 per cent.

Unless I have have missed something, it is not illegal to drink (yet!).

Nanny can keep her interfering nose out of our dining and boozing habits!

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Thursday, January 16, 2020

Nutt Speaks Out


Alcohol is the leading cause of drug harm, outstripping even heroin and crack cocaine, according to former government adviser David Nutt.

He said the only safe way to drink is to take three straws to the pub and share a glass of wine with friends.

I thought Greta and her fanatics had banned straws?

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Monday, October 21, 2019

Nanny Wants Shops To Hide Booze


Edinburgh's Deputy Council Leader, Cammy Day, is taking his Nanny instructions from the Children's Parliament (and no, I don't mean Westminster).

The Children’s Parliament issued a report in which children as young as nine voiced concern about the high visibility of alcohol in everyday life. The Children’s Parliament report published last month called for alcohol to be made less visible in shops and on TV, and the removal of adverts from billboards and an end to alcohol firms sponsoring events where children are present.

Day is seeking a meeting with Community Safety Minister Ash Denham on the issue.

Well here's the thing:

1 What the fuck is the Children's Parliament (other than a PR exercise)?

2 This is an adult world, run by adults. The visibility of alcohol in shops is not a matter of concern for children.

3 Hiding the booze won't change people's consumption in any way!
 

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Wednesday, July 17, 2019

The Telegraph Doubles Down On Stupidity

Here's why the Telegraph is talking bollocks:

1 No one forced anyone to drink the champagne.

2 People are entitled to choose what they wish to drink/eat or not drink/eat.

3 The players who walked away, walked away as adults with dignity, good grace and without complaint.

4 Imposing blanket bans on drinks/food because a number of people cannot or will not eat/drink them is absurd, as it will lead to all types of food and drink being banned (eg those with allergies, vegans and the fastidious will have to be accommodated).

All in all the Telegraph's article is insulting, ignorant and divisive!

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Wednesday, May 08, 2019

Booze Free Bar Opens In Dublin!


Saints preserve us!

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Wednesday, May 01, 2019

MUP Has Not Reduced Alcohol Consumption - Quel Surprise!

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Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Minimum Pricing Is a Busted Flush!


Scots have bought more alcohol since minimum pricing laws came into force, an analysis has found.

Nielsen, a data specialist company, found that 203.5 million litres of alcohol was purchased from shops in Scotland over the 46 weeks to March 29, an increase of 1.8 million litres — the equivalent of four million cans of lager or 2.4 million bottles of wine — on the same period in 2017-18, according to The Mail on Sunday.

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Wednesday, February 06, 2019

Booze Targets Are Bollocks


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Friday, December 14, 2018

Licensed To Drink



This is absurd, for a start 24 units is less than a bottle of vodka (easy to drink during the course of several hours and not at all fatal!).

These people need to get a life!

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