Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Nanny Balances The Books

Nanny Balances The BooksNanny is having something of a financial crisis, in respect of her beloved health service. It seems that her £2BN scheme to revolutionise the treatment of British cancer sufferers has, according to Doctors for Reform, failed.

The money is not being targeted on "front line staff", resulting in "appalling" delays for radiotherapy treatment.

You may well ask where the £2BN, of our money, is in fact being spent.

Nanny has chosen, in order to satisfy her own bureaucratic control procedures, to spend the money on 400 bureaucrats; without any increase in clinical capacity.

It seems that the situation is so bad, that new radiotherapy machines are still in boxes; as there is no one available to operate them.

The result is that Nanny’s Britain has one of the lowest cancer survival rates in Western Europe.

However, do not despair, Nanny has a cunning plan. She will divert money from other, "unnecessary", areas within the health service.

In fact she has already targeted one area that is ripe for cost cutting; she has applied to the High Court to be allowed to turn off those expensive life support machines, on people who she deems are too expensive to be allowed to live.

By this little ruse, the dead hand of bureaucracy will balance the books

A scheme brilliant in its simplicity, don’t you think?

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