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Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Gender Neutral Shoes - Whither Clarks Commandos?

As per Clarks, as reported in the Mail:
"Clarks has a gender neutral ethos that anyone can choose any style they would like. Over the past few seasons, following customer feedback and market research, we have focused on creating more unisex shoes and we are looking at a number of elements of our business to promote this gender neutral ethos, both on our website and within our stores. 

As a large global company, it is not always possible to implement all the changes we want to make as quickly as we would like. However, we are looking to move as fast as we can to ensure this ethos is reflected throughout our brand.

Today we have more unisex styles in our range than ever before. This means we now have a wider range of closed-in styles, school boots and GORE-TEX® styles and these changes will continue in our Spring Summer 2018 range, which has been designed with an entirely unisex approach."
I am so old I remember Clarks Commandos and the commando handbook.

Oh, and in those days health and safety be buggered you could get your feet x-rayed in their shops too!

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  1. Anonymous3:14 PM

    Ahh Happy Memories, Clarks Commando's shoes and the compass in the heel, feet X-rayed and measured!

  2. Anonymous6:28 PM

    Did they do a shoe called 'Wayfinders' as well?

    Thems the ones with animal paw prints on the sole.

    Anyway, the CEO of Clark's should be taken outside and shot for this surrender to the PC brigade. The weak willed namby-pamby arse licking cunt that he is.

    Personally I think that all this nonsense will go full circle.

    Parents once thought that their children were special if they were intelligent enough to go to university.....sadly now, universities hand out degrees like sugar free sweets.

    There was a time when fuck-wit parents would rejoice and feel pride if their offspring 'came out' as homosexual deviants.

    Then they would be ecstatic if their kids declared that they were the opposite sex trapped in the wrong body (for fucks sake!!!!).

    Now a retard parent can think their kids are 'special' if they are 'gender neutral'.

    In the future the 'special' kids will be the boys that like playing football, going out with girls and having the occasional fight.
    'Special' girls will be the ones that like to wear dresses and make up and get their hair done nice to go out with their boyfriends.

    They will be the 'special' and different ones. And I can't wait!

  3. Anonymous8:30 AM

    My sister used to wear Clark's Commandos, and half the kick she got out of that was because they were boys' shoes; and I used to wear . . . yeah, well never mind, oops, smack on the hand: those really horrible Clark's sandals that began to smell awful after about 3 months.

    Mind you, in 1969, when I was 7 I remember asking Mummy what "Unisex" meant as there was a Unisex Hair Salon in our high street. Mummy said it was where confused people went to have their hair done: how right she was!