Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Monday, October 16, 2017

Ophelia - The Oncoming Damp Squid

I see that Nanny and the Meteorological Orifice, are becoming hysterical over the oncoming damp squid Ophelia.

Mindful that today is the 30th anniversary of the Great Storm, an event that the Met woefully under predicted, Nanny has gone into overdrive over Ophelia.

Pound to penny this turns out to be a damp squid!

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  1. Anonymous11:07 AM


    1. I know..I was just making a small and failed attempt at humour :)

  2. Anonymous6:08 PM

    Sort yourself out man. These cephalopodic inaccuracies cannot be tolerated.

    If you give it some thought, which you obviously neglected to do, you would realize that a damp squid is a good thing.

    On the other hand, a dried up squid would be fucking useless.

    Now don't do it again.