Nanny Bans Porridge

 

Nanny, for reasons best known to herself, has banned junk foods from being advertsied on TV before the magic watershed.

However, doubling down on her stupidity, Nanny has iuncldued porridge and crumpets on her list of junk food!

There is no corner of our lives that this interfering sould sapping witch won't stick her boney nose into!

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IRONY KLAXON - Nanny To Ban Adverts for Junk Food Before 9PM

 

JUST IN: British government to ban junk food advertisements from being aired before 9pm

— The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) June 24, 2021

Meanwhile in Batley and Spen.... 

It was fantastic to visit @foxs_biscuits in Batley, I couldn’t resist getting stuck into a Jam’n’cream with our candidate @Stephenson_Ryan.

He’ll work with me to secure more jobs, more police and more investment for Batley & Spen, so vote for Ryan on 1st July. pic.twitter.com/FJRNWhY5Cg

— Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson) June 24, 2021

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Nanny's War On "Junk" Food Intensifies

As loyal readers know, Nanny hates "junk" food and is doing her best to remove it from our diets.

Aside from wanting to ban adverts for it on TV and social media, specific products have been attacked; eg Tom Watson has attacked the McDonald's Monopoly promotion (as it encourages people to eat more!).

All very well and good, maybe. However, does Nanny actually have a definition of what "junk" food actually is?

I ask, because according to rumours on Twitter I understand that Nanny wants to ban adverts for cheese, as she feels that cheese comes under "junk" food!

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TfL's Food Nazis Ban Bacon, Butter and Jam

The food Nazis in TfL have decreed that adverts featuring "junk" food are banned.

So far so bad!

Now here comes the punchline..

What constitutes "junk"?

It seems that most food falls inot that category, as the good people of Farmdrop realised the other day.

Farmdrop submitted an advert with a photograph which included images of the meat, dairy products and spread.

TfL's food Nazis banned it!

Transport for London (TfL) said it was up to advertisers to make sure any items featured were "high fat, sugar and salt (HFSS)-compliant".

Cretins!

Coming soon, Nanny bans all food!

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You Are What You Eat

According to a recent study by the LSE traditional meals recommended by parents are now simply too much for a less-active generation.

Errmm, small point here, previous generations ate home cooked meals consisting of meat, spuds and veg. It would seem that many in the modern world now eat pre cooked, fast food, high sugar/fat shite. In other words, people are not eating the same type of food as was eaten by their parents.

Could that be a factor in the porkiness epidemic??

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Feed Your Baby Quavers!

As we all know, Nanny is obsessed with how much we eat and the high sugar content of our diet. As such, she has bombarded us with propaganda warning us about obesity etc.

I was therefore a tad surprised the other day, to read that Nanny's chums in the NHS are telling some mothers to feed babies junk food to help them overcome feeding problems.

Leaflets distributed by Poole Hospital NHS Foundation Trust to families attending feeding clinic appointments with young children recommend feeding babies aged over eight months crisps, chocolate bars, fried foods and sugary sweets.

The Telegraph notes that the leaflet suggests “finger foods” under three categories: “Bite and Dissolve”, “Bite and Squash/Suck” and “Easy Chew Food”. Wotsits, Quavers, Skips and Pom-Bears are among the crisps to feature under “Bite and Dissolve”, as well as Mini Cheddars and meringue.

The document states that Kit Kats, Crunchies, Milky Bars and Ripple chocolate bars are also suitable “if a child sucks food well”.

The leaflet also recommends fried onion rings, Flumps, Turkish Delight and Iced Gems.

Tracey Nutter (no puns please), director of nursing at Poole Hospital NHS Foundation Trust, said that the leaflet was the “first of several documents given to a small number of parents with babies and toddlers who have significant feeding problems and are failing to progress onto solid food for a variety of medical or developmental reasons.....not intended as meal replacements or as a means to put on weight.”

Call me old fashioned, but the advice sounds bollocks to me. Most certainly it will further confuse those who are subjected to the daily bombardment of Nanny's food/drink/health propaganda.

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