Raw Eggs Are Now Safe!

Those of you with long memories may well recall the furore in the 1980's over the risk of salmonella poisoning from eggs.

Ever since then, Nanny has frowned upon us eating runny eggs.

Now relief is at hand, Nanny's Food Standards Agency has now declared that runny eggs are safe:

"The Food Standards Agency has today announced a change to its advice about eating eggs - infants, children, pregnant women and elderly people can now safely eat raw or lightly cooked eggs that are produced under the British Lion Code of Practice.

The revised advice, based on the latest scientific evidence, means that people vulnerable to infection or who are likely to suffer serious symptoms from food poisoning (such as infants, children, pregnant women and  elderly people) can now safely eat raw or lightly cooked hen eggs or foods containing them.

We had previously advised that vulnerable groups should not consume raw or lightly cooked eggs, because eggs may contain salmonella bacteria which can cause serious illness."

I have to say I have been steadfastly ignoring Nanny's egg advice since the 1980's, and have never suffered from a dicky stomach as a result of eating runny yolks!

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The Dangers of Standing

Nanny has long hated the fact that we sit on our arses all day, she thinks we should be up moving around or at least standing around.

In fact she has managed to link prolonged periods of sitting to cancer, type 2 diabetes and speeding up ageing.

However, in an amusing twist, it appears that standing is also dangerous.


Those who stand up for prolonged periods of time are more susceptible to cardiovascular diseases, the study published in the American Journal of Epidemiology has found.

Well then, if we can't stand or sit shall we simply lie down in or coffins and be done with it?

I am sure Nanny would prefer that!

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Nanny Hates Pesto

I see Nanny's chums from that interfering busybody group Consensus Action on Salt and Health have got their knickers in a twist again.

This time over the salt content of Pesto.

Seemingly CASH are of the view that Sacla's Italia Organic Vegetarian Pesto No 5 Basil and Italia Pesto No 1 Classic Basil now contain more salt per serving than a McDonald's hamburger.

It went on to say that said none of the sauces it checked, including some made by Sainsbury's and Tesco, could be described as healthy.

Sacla, quite rightly, said its products should be enjoyed as part of a balanced diet. In other words normal people are hardly likely yo be eating it by the bucketful.

I would make a few observations about what people should do:

- drink more water if you are worried about salt
- add sugar to counteract the salt
- complain to McDonald's that their hamburgers don't contain enough salt
- ask CASH what the hell is it to do with them what we eat?

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Don't Get Old - It's Shite!

This is what my grandmother got for her Sunday dinner£600 PER WEEK in a care home pic.twitter.com/pRfXfyD5Ai

— John Smith (@jjsmith1245) October 3, 2017

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Bags For Life Become Bags For Death

In a hugely amusing piece of irony, Nanny has got her knickers in a twist over her environmentally friendly bags for life.

It seems that reusable “bags for life” can spread deadly food poisoning bacteria if they are used to carry raw foods such as fish and meat.

Nanny's Food Standards Agency (FSA) is recommending that shoppers use separate bags to carry raw foods, ready-to eat foods and non-food items such as household cleaners and washing powder.

Aha!

That will give the supermarkets a nice little earner!

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Nanny Bans Sausage Rolls

My thanks to a loyal reader who has advised me that Nanny's school lunchbox Gestapo are now searching for forbidden sausage rolls.

The BBC reports that the new policy at Shirley Manor Primary Academy in Bradford states parents will be called if banned foods are found in packed lunches.

Steve Fryer, whose son's sausage roll was confiscated, said the school should "stick to teaching kids".

The policy says pupils are encouraged to show their packed lunches to staff before and after they have eaten.

It states pork pies, sausage rolls and pepperoni sticks should not be included and neither should fruit squash or flavoured water.

Not Nanny's business!

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