Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Nanny Speaks!

Dear Chums

I am testing out a new toy on this site that, if it works, I will roll out across the other sites in the www.kenfrost.com network.

Introducing audio posts!

Those of you who are too lazy, pissed, or stupid to read the text can sit back and listen to it being read for you. All you have to do is click the "listen now" link, at the top left hand corner of each post.

You can even subscribe to feed the post into iTunes or other media, by clicking the link at the bottom.

The only downside is that the voice is not mine and that it is American (no offence to my American friends, but this site should be read in a British accent).

Anyhoo, let's take it for a spin. Here are a few words that feature regularly on this site:

-Knobhead
-Twat
-Council
-Prat
-Utter Bollocks
-Jobsworth
-Fark
-Nanny

Enjoy!

Ken


2 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:21 PM

    Seems like a good idea.

    AT&T have a reasonably attractive English voice (Audrey) at:

    http://caruso.naturalvoices.com/cgi-bin/ttsdemo-act-new

    The only problem is, ideally you need the relevant audio tools on your PC to use and edit the audio clips. Also, they used to be a bit touchy about its uses.

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  2. Simon The Horrible11:39 PM

    Ken,

    Can you hire the "Mind The Gap" chick?

    I hear she is looking for work...

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