OK folks, where the fark has all this snow that we were promised in London by Nanny's chums in the media gone then?
Not one flake has fallen in Croydon.
Yet the media were working themselves up into a veritable wank fest over this a couple of days ago. I even saw some hapless reporter from Auntie (the BBC) reporting live from Crystal Palace, saying that the first flakes were falling there; he was almost jumping up and down with excitement.
What a load of hysterical nonsense.
My useless council even had their gritters out (WARNING - do not attempt to take your gritters out in public, unless you have written permission from a doctor).
Nanny really has turned us into a nation of scared pussies.