In the real world we have to face up to the fact that there are others competing for the same things (material, social, jobs, power, ego related etc) that we are; it's called life.
Sometimes we win, sometimes we lose.
We learnt to compete, and deal with failure, when we were young.
We were lucky!
In Nanny's world competition is bad, as that means there are losers. Therefore she has banned competition.
Children under the age of eight have been banned by the Football Association from playing in football leagues and cups, as there are fears that they are under too much pressure from competitive parents.
The new rules stipulate that matches can still be played, but that the results must be kept private and no league tables can be compiled.
Additionally children should not compete in knockout tournaments where there are trophies or medals.
This idea is complete bollocks!
How else will they learn how to deal with success and failure?
How do you play football non competitively?
Failure is character building.
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