Friday, July 18, 2008
Nanny Gets Tough on Knives
Nanny is getting tough on knives, our streets will once more be safe to walk down at any time of day or night.
That at least is the theory behind Nanny's much vaunted "knife initiative"
So, dear readers, let us see how she puts this into practice shall we?
Who did she swoop on recently for carrying knives?
Nanny's finest, during the recent Wimbledon tournament, swooped on three tennis fans who were arrested for carrying "picnic" knives into Wimbledon.
They explained, to no avail, that they had simply brought the cutlery to use for their packed lunch.
However, Nanny has classed the kitchen utensils "dangerous weapons" and immediately seized them as part of a security crackdown at the All England Club.
One of the fans, who is 60, was later released without charge. However, a man of 61 and a 30 year old woman were cautioned.
Nanny's police told The Mirror:
"Officers have no wish to go over the top.
They use their discretion to take appropriate action.
It's all about eliminating risk."
Ah yes, eliminating risk!
Totally impossible in the real world.
However, in Nanny's world zero risk is de rigueur.
Gosh I feel so much safer now.
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