Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St Patrick's Day 2009!

Happy St Patrick's Day!
Happy St Patrick's Day everyone!

Since I am half Irish, half of me will be partying today:)

Have it large!


Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Celebrate the joy of living with champagne. Click and drink!

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Toys, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. Number O' 612:58 PM

    I am half Irish, but plan to get more than half pissed by the end of the day. Naturally, I will only do this by strictly monitoring my nanny approved 'units' lest I upset the auld bitch on this fine day.

  2. Ken,

    I suggest that you let the upper half of your body party full on, while the lower half of your body rests.

    This works quite well for me.

  3. Tonk.1:16 PM


    I,ve been saving my units up.....I owe myself several hundred now!!

    My little richards will be like blocks of coal by tomorrow given the amount of Guiness I intend to consume.....And I bet I won't get violent or want to smash things up!!! I will know when I've consumed enough as I shall fall off my bar stool:-))