Monday, May 11, 2009
Nanny Bans Hanging Baskets - Again!
Nanny and her acolytes in various organs around the country have something of a bee in their "collective" bonnets over the health and safety issues wrt hanging baskets.
True to form one of Nanny's chums, the Abergele Association of Traders, recently decreed that hanging baskets are to be banned from Abergele High Street.
Nanny is sore afraid that workers could injure themselves trying to water them.
Even the town council thinks this ban is bollocks. As town councillor, Richard Waters, rightly pointed out there are systems where baskets can be watered from pavement level using a piping system.
Health and safety worries (promulgated by those who actually have no formal health and safety training/qualification) are destroying our society, and making this country a very miserable place indeed to live in.
Let us do to these people what The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy recommended, namely set them adrift in space.
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