Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Nanny Bans Ice Cream Vans
As summer approaches we cast our mind back to the halcyon days of summers past, the sound of leather upon willow (that's cricket folks) and the merry jingle of the ice cream van.
Sadly, if Nanny's cums in her "respected" local councils have their way, the sound of ice cream vans may be but a distant faded memory.
Nanny has decreed that:
1 The sound of the jingles and general commotion of children queuing to buy ice cream is a nuisance, and
2 Ice cream makes people fat, therefore it should not be sold.
Harrow Council is leading the anti ice cream van vendetta, by refusing to issue new vending licences to ice cream sellers and encouraging police to enforce the embargo.
Kypros Kimonos, a purveyor of ices etc, was recently on the receiving end of Nanny's bully boy tactics. The police threatened to arrest him because he didn't have a licence.
Can he get a licence?
Because the council won't issue any new ones!
Angela Mawle, of the UK Public Health Association, said:
"Ice cream is a fattening product, a luxury item. Councils need to start thinking about how they can promote healthy communities."
Why is this the council responsibility?
Who gave them the right to dictate our gut size?
Will all other fattening foods be banned, eg chips, lard, hotdogs, food in general?
All food, if eaten in sufficient quantities, is fattening!
Ice cream can be bought from shops, will councils ban that too?
These councils, and their patsies from the so called "health profession", are behaving like little Hitlers; it is time that they were dealt with in the same manner that we dealt with Herr Shickelgruber and his chums!
Needless to say, Harrow is a Conservative council.
You know the drill folks, tell Cameron that he will lose the next election unless he gets these idiots to realise that we are fed up with the state telling us how to live our lives.
Here's David Cameron's email to tell him what you think: email@example.com
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