There is something of a delicious irony in this story.
Nanny claims that she wants to reduce the number of accidents on the roads, eg motorcycle accidents.
To this end she has "stiffened up" (a very bold phrase to use before the 9PM watershed) the motorcycle driving exam, by introducing a swerve test.
During the test learners have to reach 50km/h, then perform a swerve on special test centre tracks.
All very well, except that there is one small fly in Nanny's oinkment.
Can you guess what this children?
Yes, that's right, the swerve test seems to be a tad dangerous!
There have been a series of crashes in the first few weeks of its use; 15 incidents during the exam, with at least one rider left with broken bones.
Some instructors believe that Nanny hasn't properly thought the test through. Nanny, not thinking something through?
I wouldn't worry too much, given that motorcycles are often (but not always) driven by young men (whom Nanny hates with a vengeance) and that Nanny hates motorcycles per se, it is clear that within the fullness of time Nanny will ban motorcycles outright (and probably young men too)!
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