Friday, May 01, 2009
The Dangers of Teaspoons
My thanks to Paul, a regular follower of this site, who alerted me to an Nannyism that one of his wife's colleagues recently experienced when shopping in a Halifax branch of Asda.
The lady was trying to buy some teaspoons, and was flabbergasted to find that she needed ID.
The assistant informed her that it was because someone had murdered someone with a teaspoon, and therefore ID was now required.
What complete and utter bollocks!
By that reasoning they should also require id for numerous other times that they sell (lest they be used to kill people) eg:
- stockings can be used to strangle
- socks can be used to chock people
- cleaning fluids can be used to poison
- forks can be used to stab people
- frozen legs of lamb can be used to bludgeon people with etc
Asda are a bunch of Nanny loving twats!
Please fee free to add to the list of other "murder" weapons sold by Asda, then drop them a line via this feedback form Asda.
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